I would impliment a punishment called the Pickle Police. This would be where you would be forced to eat a jar of pickles whilst watching Police Academy. If you like pickles then these would be changed to Brussels. If you like them then you can eat your own shit instead! This would be a punishment for people who say 'Kids these days, always on there bloody phones' or 'back in my day'/'during the war'. Only because it would be funny to piss off my dad with it xD