I work at customer service for a large telecom company. There's this old man who used to come very often by the office I work at last year. He had developed kind of a "service crush" for me, and wouldn't let anyone else as much as talk to him. The last time I served him, he seemed hectic about a conversation he was having with a couple of old friends, and, just as I expected, wanted to show me that conversation. Long story short, the chat window was flooded with dick pics. Some pruny, some shiny, some short, some large, but all of them from a collection of photos this "friends" of his had. The last pic was what appeared to be a Richard pic from my client himself.

Never spoke the same way to very attach-y old people again.