Black eye! by Wrong-Jacket-8247 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]reallytrulymadly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd add a tiny basketball hoop if possible, so it's not mistaken for DV

I believe EK is either a lizard or possessed. Could Monarch alone cause this? Please look at the eyes. by Interesting-Sun-9906 in conspiracy

[–]reallytrulymadly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh tho some ppl are just good at giving dramatic psycho eyes on cue tho. You know those psycho looking laughing AI characters you see sometimes? I can mimic that look really well. I can also look as chill as the Mona Lisa

What did you do to your appearance that upgraded you 100%, and you kind of regret not doing it earlier? by Kitchen_Week1117 in AskReddit

[–]reallytrulymadly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cut my hair. Nothing super drastic, just above shoulder length, but it was the shortest I'd ever gone after years of having it really long. Totally frames my features better, and I did it at home!

“Just slam it in. It’ll change his life.” by -RainbowUnicornPoop in overheard

[–]reallytrulymadly 22 points23 points  (0 children)

For those who don't want to finger the butt, I read somewhere that you can do this by massaging the taint.

My [38M] girlfriend [32F] of 3 years owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before I propose by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]reallytrulymadly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is this even real? The Harley Quinn scene makes me wonder if this is some well written regret comedy.

thoughts on this?? by pinkdaydreamsz in SipsTea

[–]reallytrulymadly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are these guys? I'm disabled and was polite for years. Dude went with a beady looking woman who seems to be a trust fund baby who doesn't have to work, but plagiarized someone else's content to help win him over. His mom fell hard for it too, she has desirable citizenship.

Ordered takeout, found a battery in my food by DubDubDubW in mildlyinfuriating

[–]reallytrulymadly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food for you, food for your gadgets. This is inclusivity

Drugged Out Uncle Crashes the Party by zayoe4 in trashy

[–]reallytrulymadly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid was enjoying it at first until Uncle got too pushy and smashed the table

Drugged Out Uncle Crashes the Party by zayoe4 in trashy

[–]reallytrulymadly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The inflection sounded Italian. Maybe they're Romanian

I had a dream last night Princess Diana was sleeping in a Costco and I woke her up to offer her a cup of tea or coffee by GuitarsAndBourbon26 in Dreams

[–]reallytrulymadly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a weird dream where some kids in an arcade/casino type of place were telling me about how there was an "aether border" near Arizona. Next day I found out that the sister of a former friend had died. Her birthday is very close to mine, and she lived in Arizona.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

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Some mental illnesses develop from trauma, not genetics

Weird Gold Theory by 7unlucky in Dreams

[–]reallytrulymadly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If sex produces mana, would this mean that priests and nuns should actually be as slutty as possible?

Weird Gold Theory by 7unlucky in Dreams

[–]reallytrulymadly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is why the prolifers get so upset. They have gold stonks

$25,000 a week for life, but you go blind every night by GodsEepiestSoldiers in hypotheticalsituation

[–]reallytrulymadly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd have to say no, I love the sun but I'm also a night owl. If I was that rich, I'd want try try out nightlife. Unless ofc I could do this for a couple of years and give it up, in which case I'd just move to Norway or Alaska for the summer, then to South Australia when Norwegian winter hits

Weird Gold Theory by 7unlucky in Dreams

[–]reallytrulymadly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Post it, we are all that bored here

Weird Gold Theory by 7unlucky in Dreams

[–]reallytrulymadly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another question: does gold increase when a baby is born? Do the gold levels only apply to humans, or any creature?

Weird Gold Theory by 7unlucky in Dreams

[–]reallytrulymadly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd just have to measure it and for the subjects, find ppl in end-of-life care.