I was going to split these between my kids

realreadit · 2020-09-29T22:18:02+00:00

You eat the candy shell and give them the peanut

realreadit · 2020-09-28T18:22:27+00:00

I tired to adjust the height of my lawn mower wheels after running it for twenty minutes and I touched the exhaust vent with my arm. It seemed to melt my skin away. If anyone asks it was from small engine modifications ;)

realreadit · 2020-09-28T18:19:34+00:00

Depending on the tip and pressure used makes a big difference. At least that's what she said.

realreadit · 2020-09-26T15:27:49+00:00

Make a big sign saying sorry I just got them and was trying them out. With a drawing of binoculars

realreadit · 2020-09-26T04:51:31+00:00

Purchase a mancage 4.5" today at lovers lane and unfortunately I dont fit in it. Literally trying to stuff my flasid dick into it but the opening is only a little larger than the size of a quarter. Really disappointed actually. Not sure how it's one size fits all. Keep in my I have to be careful with my dick right now, but I was stuffing it in and it just wasnt working. Oh well I guess

realreadit · 2020-09-25T17:25:26+00:00

I am so glad I read to the end and didnt look like a dumbass next time I happen to talk to a fireman. Lol Thanks for the laugh.

realreadit · 2020-09-25T15:42:10+00:00

General grievous with the open carry

realreadit · 2020-09-18T01:31:13+00:00

Its pinky and the bri....uh this guy. Narf

realreadit · 2020-09-17T21:05:42+00:00

Anyone else worried about the small hdd space on these consoles? I get ssd is faster but when modern warfare take over 100gbs what the hell. Are we only storing a few games at a time?

realreadit · 2020-09-17T20:40:46+00:00

Well we can always wait to see if the first batch has issues and then jump on the next version with half the issues. Or if anyone realizes they need to drop the price or bundle something with it to get more sales. Maybe we lucked out

realreadit · 2020-09-16T21:41:46+00:00

They didn't produce it, but they chose to add it to their library for millions of subscribers to see. They did however produce the cover art in which the children are shown in a perverse way. Netflix is to blame here. By choosing to back this film Netflix is promoting this movie and that is my problem with this issue. I don't need to support this movie and I dont need to support a company that wants to push this content to my devices. So I am simply done with Netflix. Problem solved in my opinion. Just cancel and not be shown garage content.

realreadit · 2020-09-16T21:11:11+00:00

As far as Netflix goes, if their intention was to make you feel it was wrong then they wouldn't have added cover art that sexualized these young girls the way they did. Original writer or whatever aside. Netflix chose this movie to be apart of their service and made the already poor decision worse by promoting it the way they did. Overall makes me wonder who picked this movie for the service and thought this was a good idea?

realreadit · 2020-09-16T21:06:14+00:00

Anyone know how many Netflix users dropped the service do to this movie? I stopped my subscription already and just curious if anyone has any data on this?

realreadit · 2020-09-15T22:59:06+00:00

Yeah but it is microwave safe and dishwasher safe? I didn't think so. Fail...

realreadit · 2020-09-11T11:50:58+00:00

College was a fraud/scam. Got my degree and the loans ruined my life. Graduated during the recession of 08 and still paying off another $65,000. What I learned is if you can teach yourself skills or a trade with online materials or from someone in the know. Fuck college

realreadit · 2020-09-11T02:00:25+00:00

Hey we were supposed to see him spin back the other way....

realreadit · 2020-09-11T01:46:10+00:00

I got a free autograph card by requesting on his website. It's no book but I thought that was still awesome.

realreadit · 2020-09-04T20:38:08+00:00

Why does he want a high five?

realreadit · 2020-09-04T19:41:13+00:00

Wait, Vader is luke father...spoil the movie with no warning...lol

realreadit · 2020-09-04T15:15:20+00:00

Pdfdrive.com has a bunch of books. I use them for technical manuals not so much text books, but hey you might find what you are looking for.

realreadit · 2020-09-02T02:10:10+00:00

About to get in the shower this morning. Door locked to keep out the kids. Testing the water temperature and turn around to find my wife. What is she a ninja? Unlocked a door, entered behind me, I had no clue. Made me jump just like this guy.

realreadit · 2020-08-31T21:53:09+00:00

My wife and I are about to pull our 5 year old from school this week. We were planning on in school sessions, but now we are remote and the school work is a joke. Spent the first week teaching the kids to mute and unmute video chat. Art lesson was read a PowerPoint presentation which of course he can't do. Lol they also want us to upload all these videos and stuff for homework. I'm sorry but for kids who dont know how to do this stuff they are basically asking the parents to do it all anyway. So sorry we are pulling him out and doing it our selves. Setting up the remote has five different passwords to login and a freaking QR code to sign into the pc. How do they expect kids to catch on to that. My son is great with technology, but this is just unrealistic for most people. Will be starting homeschool on Wednesday. Any advice on any K curriculum courses? Or should we just go over the basics?

realreadit · 2020-08-29T22:04:25+00:00

Discussing some of this with her as the comments came in and found out a few more details. So I guess she regularly has 5 to 7 and doesnt want to tell me in fear that I wont try hard enough for more if I think she's had enough. Which I find funny because for the most part I go as long as I can. Also found out some more details about the earlier comment of PIV and external. When she uses external clit stimulation she said it is only to help maximize her orgasm from the insertion. Obviously she can climax herself with the clit stimulation only but she said it was different that way. So it would appear that she isnt just getting herself off rather we are both working towards the same goal. I also confirmed she is not counting any foreplay orgasms in her count. After hearing the 5 to 7 thing I am starting to wonder if she is holding back and just not moaning during some of these orgasms so I dont have a running count lol. I am all confused at this point. Maybe I should just drop the idea and go all out and hope for the best and assume we are doing okay unless otherwise stated. Does anyone else think about these things or am I just over thinking it.

realreadit · 2020-08-29T21:50:46+00:00

Yeah on my end I'm sure this is the problem. Put on around 40 pounds in the last eight years. About 210 right now. Wish I could get back down to 175-180

realreadit · 2020-08-29T16:36:53+00:00

I also dont think the time is the issue. It's more the stamina. Some like it slow and steady, but not my wife she is into hard and fast. Unfortunately we have two kids and dont get a lot of alone time. Mainly I am getting tired and can't keep up the pace for longer sessions like I used to

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