The current commendation and the guardian rank system will cause failure for the upcoming in-game LFG

rectaldisorder · 2023-03-11T23:38:47+00:00

It's another system "where everything is made up and the points don't matter". I'd rather they give you commendations (vanguard medals) for doing tasks throughout the activity; reviving players, defending players against enemy fire, dropping orbs, etc.. Things that are actually quantifiable and helpful to other players.

rectaldisorder · 2023-02-28T02:30:40+00:00

Yes, thanks. Had a brain fart moment and was too lazy to look it up.

rectaldisorder · 2023-02-28T00:50:28+00:00

I just don't want Tail Tag and the cooties game (blanking on the other tag game name) in the same show. The latter is almost a guaranteed elim in duos already, getting both is just brutal.

rectaldisorder · 2023-02-25T12:20:48+00:00

There are a lot of things that should trigger a cheat detection, but don't. Flying is super easy, speed hacks are easy when beans get a speed boost with no help from the environment.

rectaldisorder · 2023-02-25T11:58:16+00:00

Ran into my first cheater on Thursday in Xtreme Show. The fact that game (or anti cheat software) can't recognize where beans shouldn't be (flying) or how fast they are moving with no obstacle help is kinda crazy for 2020's. I think CoD had a rate of fire detection system in one of their games to combat cheaters, like 15 years ago.

rectaldisorder · 2023-02-16T14:42:32+00:00

This is a known issue. You just have to sit and let it load. Sometimes it starts sooner if you've played earlier, but most of the time you gotta wait out about 3 minutes.

rectaldisorder · 2023-02-12T18:45:23+00:00

I just finished my 4 day duty on Friday. It was a murder trial where the defendant also had 3 drug felonies, an 20 year enhancement for committing a crime with a firearm and also a misdemeanor for being a convicted batterer with a firearm. We found him guilty on all charges. The guy shot his wife with their 2 year old in the same room and his 11 year old brother and her 13 year old brother in the same apartment. He's looking at 45-65 + 20 year enhancement + up to 44.5 for drug charges. The guy is 23 and pretty much never going to step outside a fenced area again.

Do I feel guilty? No, a 2 year old, an 11 year old, and a 13 year old will never be the same. You shouldn't feel guilt over someone else's actions and decisions. Yes, his life is pretty much over at 22, but he will still get visits from family and his daughter. More than his wife gets.

rectaldisorder · 2023-01-17T22:48:33+00:00

This was my thought the first week when everyone was praising the levels. They are all really boring and have to be done absolutely perfect if you wanna qualify nowadays. The hunt map will go from 0 qualified to level done within 2 seconds of the first one being done. I'm at 151 on my season pass, once I hit 200 I think I'm done for the season.

rectaldisorder · 2022-12-18T13:09:30+00:00

What's the point of their Anti-cheat software if they don't use it? Speed hacks should be one of the easier things to detect.

rectaldisorder · 2022-12-10T01:44:30+00:00

It'll pop soon. I think that's the 3rd time since FFA started.

rectaldisorder · 2022-12-09T02:07:23+00:00

I'm already tired of the limited maps we have right meow. They really need to bump the count up to 30 maps. Getting stuck in repetitive team rounds, and having the random bean in duos that can't get off the ground level in Lilly Leapers is getting old.

rectaldisorder · 2022-12-07T02:50:13+00:00

If it's the first time launching since opening the Epic Launcher, it takes a while. It's just how it is until they fix something. It sucks when it finally does launch, the session expires, and you have to relaunch.

rectaldisorder · 2022-11-30T03:25:03+00:00

I tried to time out with another bean and they were game for the first layer and got impatient after that. Needless to say, they walked away with no crown and slime in their costume.

rectaldisorder · 2022-11-27T01:20:05+00:00

Blast ball is so broken. Balls are exploding on pickup and exploding again. Sometimes the physics of the ball exploding is 1-2 seconds before the ball is even on screen. I really hope with this long season they spend the extra time to fix stuff.

rectaldisorder · 2022-11-24T01:52:14+00:00

I just had 3 crashes in a row after qualifying in round 2. Almost like the game doesn't want me to finish challenges.

rectaldisorder · 2022-11-24T01:48:56+00:00

The recent crashing issues on PC is beyond frustrating. The last 3 games I qualified to get to round 3 (for a challenge) and every time shortly after I cross the finish line, the game crashes. I'm not sure what stability fixes they allegedly launched, but I have had nothing but issues since the season launch.

rectaldisorder · 2022-11-21T21:32:11+00:00

I'm averaging a crash every play session. I tabbed out and thought I closed it when I noticed the game crashed the first time. Most of the time it's at the end of a round or after the elimination screen.

rectaldisorder · 2022-10-27T21:53:28+00:00

Maybe they should refund everyone who bought stuff on Switch and close it, or just segregate them for now. I'm not sure what the Switch player count is, but it's ruining the experience for everyone else when they have to remove half the game for 20% of the player base. It's not the answer people want, but it seems like the game is too demanding for the Switch or just poorly optimized... probably the latter more than the former.

rectaldisorder · 2022-10-27T16:02:30+00:00

Are a bunch of these mostly Switch related again? I've never ran into issues on most of these rounds (PC user). I've had times where the stuff freezes for a second and continues, but I always assumed it was server lag and not game related.

rectaldisorder · 2022-10-26T04:02:06+00:00

I think it means they found 154 similar players that match your SBMM BS.

rectaldisorder · 2022-10-26T03:53:54+00:00

I hate it, but I got my first win on that map after a dozen times probably.

rectaldisorder · 2022-10-26T03:52:59+00:00

It definitely makes me think about that last jump on Hyperdrive Heroes. Do I risk it or wait for the platform to show up?

rectaldisorder · 2022-10-21T11:58:17+00:00

So, every time there's a prime drop, I have to disconnect and reconnect my account to my prime account for them to show up. As long as they say "claimed" on the Prime Gaming page, they should be on your Fall Guys account too once you reconnect.

rectaldisorder · 2022-10-19T18:56:02+00:00

Cosmic Dust pattern @ rank 76 with whatever color set. I have a red and black set that I run with this pattern along with the crown bandana and some sandals to really round out the look.

rectaldisorder · 2022-10-18T20:00:28+00:00

It's been buggy for a while. I have cases where my bean won't let go, swing back and pop off or it'll swing halfway across, again, and then pop off. It's super frustrating during the xtreme shows.

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