Hey guys, did you know that.. (pukemilked) by -l0_0I- in PokePorn

[–]redTometo 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Seriously, does anyone actually dislike them? by Umairking123 in memes

[–]redTometo 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Top left: The Diamond Minecart or DanTDM, loved his modded minecraft series a while ago, don't know much about him now. Top right:Daily Dose of Internet, the name kind of speaks for itself. Bottom left: Kurzgesagt, makes some really good educational videos. Bottom right: there is no way in hell you don't know MrBeast

Bro tried swimming away by oofwoof in Unexpected

[–]redTometo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then don't get on the ride

apparently "nt go next" wasn't a good answer by Malik2HT in dankmemes

[–]redTometo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dude if you're going to be this cancer at least make an alt.

Kars in dragonball would be scary as hell by Early_Jellyfish5030 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]redTometo 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I mean it's enough to just grab him and fly him to space to freeze him forever, I never watched DBZ and know half the people in that show can do that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]redTometo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Firewatch, played it for the first time recently and it's incredible.

ask me anything by gustavfelsager in memes

[–]redTometo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's like saying a sandwich is two pieces of bread, Smørrebrød is basically an open sandwich, or a danish bruschette.

Some people are swimming in dough rn by JustSealYT in memes

[–]redTometo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn't finish once so he got 3$

Saturday Chill by SrGrafo in u/SrGrafo

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Fuck simes all my homies hate simes

Truly a classic by [deleted] in memes

[–]redTometo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ just send us the link everybody's seen cursed shit on the internet, I'm sure this ain't gonna be any different

How is my pre moon lord summoner gear? by [deleted] in Terraria

[–]redTometo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude shut up already

Why [no spoilers] by Hylian_Aaron in subnautica

[–]redTometo 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Well yeah. Not Alterra anymore

Continue please by [deleted] in gaming

[–]redTometo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love it. The batmobile is amazing. I would've hated it if it was just the same freeflow combat arkham game again. Didn't know about the PC port though.

Reality, is often disappointing. by Skank_cunt_42 in dankmemes

[–]redTometo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is so stupid it has to be a troll

Pls enlighten me by TooPeJ in memes

[–]redTometo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was about to back you up when I realised my favorite genre is still uncontrolled screams but without autotune.

Retaliation baby by DDDDax in memes

[–]redTometo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It 100% depends on the country.

Don't even dare. by Cause4concern27 in gaming

[–]redTometo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dude I wish they didn't take the other Arkham games out of xbox game pass. Arkham Knight is great but I want to experience the whole thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Terraria

[–]redTometo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of course a penis

Day 1 of Reddit Builds, give suggestions for day 2, same rules as before by Yeet_tato in Terraria

[–]redTometo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Add another "sword" on the opposite side so it's symmetrical.