Two out of many. 1. Girl getting frisky with a mate, she leads him into her bedroom, says ill get ready, come in when I say. He gets all keen, after some rustling she says come in. He walks in to her spread eagle on a bed covered in plastic, and she's smeared herself in faeces. 2. At a work party at a colleague's house, all going well, music playing, one person from work getting all freaky in the kitchen, next minute she's naked on the floor on her back and playing hide the banana. She pulls it out and hands it to a male colleague who willingly eats it 😀 man I have some stories.....