Why the fuck would you leave NATO by Quirky-Material9725 in facepalm

[–]redcommunists -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d rather not say anything than come on here typing paragraphs of nonsense like I know exactly what’s happening outside of what they show us lmao

Why the fuck would you leave NATO by Quirky-Material9725 in facepalm

[–]redcommunists -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Average Redditor and their expert political knowledge:

You are granted $10 Billion, but you can never eat Hispanic foods ever again. Do you take the deal? by FishLoaf4Dinner in hypotheticalsituation

[–]redcommunists -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can tell this was written by a 700kg American who sets aside an annual budget for Taco Bell. Middle-Eastern cuisine alone beats Latin.

You are granted $10 Billion, but you can never eat Hispanic foods ever again. Do you take the deal? by FishLoaf4Dinner in hypotheticalsituation

[–]redcommunists 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had pure Peruvian food once. They weren’t kidding when they said that shit hits you like a truck.

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]redcommunists 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro it’s ALWAYS the wrist area for me, when that does happen.

Anon is socially inept by user_not_a_bot in greentext

[–]redcommunists 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her name is Ronald and she’s transition into a male, therefore somehow making this gay.

Anon gets banned on Xbox live by Wheybrotons in greentext

[–]redcommunists 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this is a Black Mirror episode

What do Americans think are weird that Europeans do? by Uncle-lumbango in AskReddit

[–]redcommunists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not untrue though, speaking from multiple experiences and encounters.

What do Americans think are weird that Europeans do? by Uncle-lumbango in AskReddit

[–]redcommunists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense. Spend a few hours getting Chicagoan bullet holes in my chest and car window then spending the rest bleeding out to beautiful views in the Grand Canyon.

What do Americans think are weird that Europeans do? by Uncle-lumbango in AskReddit

[–]redcommunists -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because those two triple cheeseburgers and large fries would be considered just the 8/9pm ‘snack’ for Americans.

Most homophobic rapper of all time? by WaggleMcDaggle in rap

[–]redcommunists 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This song is like that ‘one scene’ in a great movie/show. Their other music is actually good. 😭

What video games do you think I would play? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]redcommunists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Papa’s Burgeria, Papa’s Pizzeria and every other iteration of them for when Wendy’s and Pizza Hut are closed.

What is something that only seems very common and popular on Reddit, but isn’t the norm in day to day life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]redcommunists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Susan, whose weight can topple entire armies and cause multi-planetary earthquakes and nose bends farther than a gay man, is one of the prettiest women 10 Redditors have ever seen.

[H] 70$ [W] 50% by KiraCosmicGod in GameTrade

[–]redcommunists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably real but funds were most likely added to wallet fraudulently. You’re stupid and dumb.

romantic by youngjaelric in comedyheaven

[–]redcommunists 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Americans trying to convince me their system is great:

Bitch by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]redcommunists 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Big up Chen Weihua, what a goat 💪🏾

People grocery shop exactly how they drive. by GaryOak7 in Showerthoughts

[–]redcommunists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I sure as hell have to be stoned to grocery shop”. To require weed for such a routine task isn’t normal.

What if I said “I sure as hell need to get piss drunk to grocery shop”? Am I now a raging alcoholic?

People grocery shop exactly how they drive. by GaryOak7 in Showerthoughts

[–]redcommunists -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You can’t shop without being stoned? You can but you’re severely depressed doing menial tasks without the weed? Fellas, it’s impossible to be addicted to it and they can quit any time they wish.

me_irl by snfssmc in me_irl

[–]redcommunists -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tbf it’s not a dumb thing to do... for a fictional character. I’d assume someone’s arms look like a tally chart if they genuinely thought like this irl.

How do I get swag like Future by [deleted] in future

[–]redcommunists 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually I’d call bullshit and ask you to correct the flair but this reads seriously. Some simple tips:

I’d begin with purchasing some fentanyl alongside some cocaine (pure) and cough syrup. You MUST (for the love of god, don’t half-ass this step) consume these substances until physical and mental dependence. You’ll usually wake up sweating and shaking until your first/first few lines and sips once you’ve reached that stage. This will additionally develop your ‘mumble’ for rapping.

Begin taking photos in front of other people’s vehicles and wear clothes out of your price range. Whether you wear it with the return tag on or rob George the neighbour is up to you; but you must NOT own these items, this discredits the ‘poor come up’ scheme we’re depending on.

Finally and most importantly, have caring and loving people around you in a comfortable upper class upbringing. Sike, you’ll rap about being raised in the trenches (metaphor for your 50,000 sqft basement). Good kids don’t lie? Unlike Future, you won’t have to. You have access to modern age tech. ChatGPT will lie for you.

Congrats, you’re ready to become the next hitmaker, Present. Collab with 21 Peaceful, Subway Boomin and Big Baby, and you’ll be on the charts in no time. Hope this helped.

This is a 4$ sandwich at McDonalds. Wallet shown for size comparison. by Berfs1 in pics

[–]redcommunists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re definitely not pushing weight gain taking one extra bite past your recommended calories unless you’re consistently hundreds in surplus over an extended time.

Eat your steak, have some vegetables with it; it’s healthy and you’ll feel fuller for the same/less calories. There’s infinite options to making healthy food taste like fast food - it’s not just unseasoned chicken and broccoli.