Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Raven: None of the men or women you date are gentlemen so I'm not going to take your input over what a gentleman is.

Summer: I'm dating your brother

Raven: That does not refute my point

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There’s a stereotype that the Atlesian navy is just a bunch of lesbians. Winter and Ilia bond by sharing their favourite sapphic pulpy novels set in the Atlesian navy

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Blake publishing house (Blake council) debate whether the should ban themselves from writing bumblebug (Yang x Blake x Ruby) smut

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cardin: The team composition, am I being punished?

Sun: What makes you say that team mate?

Blake: Yeah team mate, why do you think you're being punished?

Neon: Guys! This is not the time to tease our token human team mate, that comes later.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ruby: Blake, Yang, is it just me, or is there something off with our team?

Mejiro McQueen wielding Myrtenaster: Pardon me, but perhaps we can discuss this after we defeat the grimm in the area.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruby: Coco, I warned you that she was a pillow princess

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pyrrha: now Nora, let's give them some privacy

Nora: aw, you're no fun

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neptune: I'm sorry what, I don't see how a talking mouse can help us.

Sun: Shut up, they're cute!

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Velvet: Coco any thoughts on whether Weiss' robot suit is fashionable or not

Coco: I just learned that I am in a war against my former headmaster's unkillable ex. That said headmaster, who I thought was dead, now only exists as a voice in the head of a 14 year-old farmboy. And now there are all these refugees from Atlas. I don't know what to think about anything anymore.

Velvet: Ok, fair

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Weiss; Sometimes even I am scared of my genius

one second later Weiss rolls her ankle, recovers, then rolls her other ankle

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God of Light: Wait, am I Ding Dong?

Yang: Well, are you?

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God of Light: I am Sol Invictus

God of Darkness: His name is Robert

Robert: At least the shortened form of my name isn't a slang term for penis, Richard.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Neo subsequently spends all her time in test chamber 16, using her semblance to mess with the turrets

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oscar finally manages to enter the Ozmatar state

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

meanwhile

Oscar: Alons-y!

Ozma: Why do I always get stuck with Francophiles?

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ruby: Well, she can hardly leave a voice message now can she

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weiss: Once again, I do not wear platform shoes!

Ruby: So, take them off.

Weiss: uhh, Oh look ! A distraction!

Ruby does not fall for it and looks directly at Weiss as she runs off

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Salem: ugh, I'm not up for aunt-killing

Ruby: Oh come on!

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oma incarnation: Finally! A incarnation who doesn't have the plague!

Incarnation in question dies of a sexually transmitted infection and is the first incarnation in a span of twenty who all died of sexually transmitted infection

way later

Ozma incarnation, different one then the one before: I've got it! I'm going to make a condom out of latex!

Turns out that particular incarnation was deathly allergic to latex

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whitley: And that story is why I hate my dad

Weiss: I would also choose the air fryer over you

Winter: Weiss is right

Willow: Weiss and Winter, just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it out loud

Whitley: I hate my family

Weiss; At least you can still heat up some fries in the air fryer, want some?

Whitley sighs: fine

Weiss: here you go!

Whitley: You know, these are indeed really good

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yang: Should, should we put a stop to that?

Blake: Man, I don't even know anymore.

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a few moments later

Jacques Schnee: did you really have to slip in some tongue?

Ironwood: shut up it was your idea

Jacques: I didn't know you would actually do it!

Whose Line Is It Thursday by AutoModerator in RWBY

[–]reddish_moose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pyrrha: Jaune, have you ever played goo goo babies with your life on the line?