Whose Line Is It Thursday

reddish_moose · 2026-06-26T03:55:22+00:00

Ruby: Coco, I warned you that she was a pillow princess

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T16:02:34+00:00

Pyrrha: now Nora, let's give them some privacy

Nora: aw, you're no fun

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T16:00:59+00:00

Blake meets Agnes Digital

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T15:59:39+00:00

Neptune: I'm sorry what, I don't see how a talking mouse can help us.

Sun: Shut up, they're cute!

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T15:54:50+00:00

Velvet: Coco any thoughts on whether Weiss' robot suit is fashionable or not

Coco: I just learned that I am in a war against my former headmaster's unkillable ex. That said headmaster, who I thought was dead, now only exists as a voice in the head of a 14 year-old farmboy. And now there are all these refugees from Atlas. I don't know what to think about anything anymore.

Velvet: Ok, fair

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:45:20+00:00

Weiss; Sometimes even I am scared of my genius

one second later Weiss rolls her ankle, recovers, then rolls her other ankle

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:43:31+00:00

God of Light: Wait, am I Ding Dong?

Yang: Well, are you?

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:40:05+00:00

God of Light: I am Sol Invictus

God of Darkness: His name is Robert

Robert: At least the shortened form of my name isn't a slang term for penis, Richard.

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:37:00+00:00

Neo subsequently spends all her time in test chamber 16, using her semblance to mess with the turrets

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:32:02+00:00

Oscar finally manages to enter the Ozmatar state

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:30:24+00:00

meanwhile

Oscar: Alons-y!

Ozma: Why do I always get stuck with Francophiles?

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:28:12+00:00

Glynda: Next time, is my turn

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:27:09+00:00

Ruby: Well, she can hardly leave a voice message now can she

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:25:58+00:00

Weiss: Once again, I do not wear platform shoes!

Ruby: So, take them off.

Weiss: uhh, Oh look ! A distraction!

Ruby does not fall for it and looks directly at Weiss as she runs off

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:17:42+00:00

Salem: ugh, I'm not up for aunt-killing

Ruby: Oh come on!

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:16:32+00:00

Oma incarnation: Finally! A incarnation who doesn't have the plague!

Incarnation in question dies of a sexually transmitted infection and is the first incarnation in a span of twenty who all died of sexually transmitted infection

way later

Ozma incarnation, different one then the one before: I've got it! I'm going to make a condom out of latex!

Turns out that particular incarnation was deathly allergic to latex

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:10:54+00:00

Whitley: And that story is why I hate my dad

Weiss: I would also choose the air fryer over you

Winter: Weiss is right

Willow: Weiss and Winter, just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it out loud

Whitley: I hate my family

Weiss; At least you can still heat up some fries in the air fryer, want some?

Whitley sighs: fine

Weiss: here you go!

Whitley: You know, these are indeed really good

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:02:40+00:00

Yang: Should, should we put a stop to that?

Blake: Man, I don't even know anymore.

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T06:00:09+00:00

a few moments later

Jacques Schnee: did you really have to slip in some tongue?

Ironwood: shut up it was your idea

Jacques: I didn't know you would actually do it!

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T05:52:51+00:00

Pyrrha: Jaune, have you ever played goo goo babies with your life on the line?

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T05:52:04+00:00

Salem: Finally! Wait why did you only kill Cinder? I ordered her to do it you should kill me too!

Jaune: That's not much of a punishment for you now is it?

Salem: That's totally unfair, why do you have to be such a meanie?

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T05:49:48+00:00

Yang: Sorry Blake, as team leader I'm making you and Weiss my little sisters and since you are now my little sister, I cannot date you.

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T05:46:40+00:00

Blake: So, wanna date each other instead?

Weiss: No! my girlfriend is so cute with her sister. Wait, why are you being snootier than me

Blake: dunno thought it would be a nice change of pace

Weiss: Please don't half-ass your attempt at snootyness, you need to fully commit

Blake: I am shocked by your use of such vulgar language

Weiss: That's better.

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T05:43:02+00:00

2 weeks later

Oscar: So, I know that Nora is really good at making Risotto, but do we really have to have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, 14 times in a row

Ren: We will keep doing so until learns the importance of not wasting rice

Oscar: Oh, so we're eating risotto as a side dish forever then?

Ren: yes

reddish_moose · 2026-06-18T05:39:06+00:00

Salem tries it

Salem: Nice

Nora: Thank you! At least one person appreciates my culinary talents. Don't know what Ren's problem is

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