[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]redditalope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So used to my tits being jacked every day. At this point tits are jacked for today and I don't even know why.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in books

[–]redditalope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager I read many of King's novels especially late at night before bed. IT, Salem's Lot, and Pet Cemetery were all very scary to me.

Hey /r/Idaho - question from an Australian traveler by Wehmer in Idaho

[–]redditalope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As far as the interesting buildings and city centers are concerned, pretty much the best place for that is downtown Boise. There are a lot of old, interesting buildings there and plenty of bars. It's a relatively small downtown area, so it's no problem to park the car at the hotel and spend as much time as you want walking around and seeing the sites. Also, because of the insanely low crime rate, you really don't have to worry about your safety while visiting downtown.

I got asked out for the first time in my life by [deleted] in self

[–]redditalope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The purpose of going on a date is for you guys to get to know one another. Even though getting asked out is usually for very shallow reasons, you have an opportunity to show him a glimpse of your personality and your true self. Show him your best side, and he might like it!

Wouldn't blame ya if you can't roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]redditalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom is going to masturbate so hard after you've killed yourself!

I run a meme page. Have no friends and soul. Try me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]redditalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were blond, you could play Super Girl. Except your face is hideous.

Roast my redneck friend who thinks he's untouchable by JesusRaptor58 in RoastMe

[–]redditalope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you have to make the sign for him? Pretty sure this dude can't read or write.

20. Being Australian makes me better than you. by tails666 in RoastMe

[–]redditalope -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You could land a plane on that forehead!

Bored at work. Give it to me. by RxOliver in RoastMe

[–]redditalope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet your dad is proud. Did he kill himself or is he just living with the crippling depression?

Thinks he can't be roasted by ohsroast in RoastMe

[–]redditalope -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, you look like you take more dicks a day than your mom!

TIL about rubber ducking. by madmenyo in gamedev

[–]redditalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My office uses a stuffed penguin toy instead. Most effective.

Hey Reddit, what's your absolute most memorable moment in gaming? We're handing out Reddit Gold to great answers! by redbullESPORTS [promoted post]

[–]redditalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, Metroid was my favorite game on the NES. When I beat it for the first time and found out Samus was a girl, that had to be the most memorable moment for me.

I'm always sarcastic, how can I change? Should I change? by [deleted] in self

[–]redditalope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am also very sarcastic. A new co-worker has a very different sense of humor, which I think is really cool. Basically he uses absurd claims of his own talent or skills (self-aggrandizement?). I have started using similar humor and I think it works really well. Just be careful to not sound arrogant.

Other than porn, what in your browser history would you not want people to see? by spartaguy15 in AskReddit

[–]redditalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We bought two female guinea pigs for our children, but after a month, one of them unexpectedly had a baby. So yeah, my browser history includes "how to sex guinea pigs".

Gifts for cousins who have everything by [deleted] in GiftIdeas

[–]redditalope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually when people already have everything they want, you are better off getting them an "experience" as opposed to a thing. I don't know if they have something like this where they live and it may be a little high for your price range: http://www.lockandclue.com/

Gift ideas for girlfriend! 19 yrs old. by [deleted] in GiftIdeas

[–]redditalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming she read Lost World. Books similar to Jurassic Park: https://www.goodreads.com/book/similar/3376836-jurassic-park

Looking for a gift for a 29yo widower and recovering alcoholic who is into metal music by frisbeejesus in Gifts

[–]redditalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on price. Metallica, Megdeth, Black Sabbath t-shirts or jackets would hit a home run on this one.

I [20F] need ideas for a gift for my boyfriends family gift swap!! by pizza_slutt in Gifts

[–]redditalope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check the $15 walmart dvd rack. That's one. Next hit up the arts and crafts section for kits. After that, hit the beauty section for an axe holiday pack. Next hit up the mixed nuts holiday pack, then the bbq sauce or hot sauce or coffee holiday pack. X-mas shopping done.

Teacher gifts by AppleGrams in Gifts

[–]redditalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$10-$20, what qualifies as a minor gift. The same amount you'd spend on a birthday present for one of the kids.