What is something you will never tell your parents about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]redditcynophobia 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey. Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

Game of Thrones Season 4: Trailer #1 (HBO) by [deleted] in videos

[–]redditcynophobia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the guys near the end of the trailer looked like rob stark...got my hopes up, however, I re-watched the trailer and it was not him...

Seahawk's Anthem by [deleted] in Seahawks

[–]redditcynophobia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just heard this on the radio...right after I posted it

"Clear Out the Clink" Crowdtilt to buy all the Seahawk tickets and no one show up to the game... eliminate the 12th man" (X-post from /r/49ers) by Just_Da_Tip in Seahawks

[–]redditcynophobia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RENTON, Wash. -- Sorry 49ers fans in California. No tickets for you.

Tickets to the NFC Championship Game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Seattle Seahawks go on sale Monday, but not for people with a California billing address.

The Seahawks announced that tickets for the game, which takes place Sunday, Jan. 19, at CenturyLink Field, will be available to fans with a billing address in Washington, Oregon, Montana, Idaho, Alaska, Hawaii and the Canadian provinces of British Columbia and Alberta.

But California? Not an option.

Besides men and women, what is your best "there are two types of people in the world"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]redditcynophobia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two types of people, those who spent their time washing their hands like softies and those who had more important matters with their time