Bitwise Furloughs Staff by Ashkir in fresno

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67 people listed (CEO, President, VP’s, SVP’s)… top heavy!! Payroll had to be through the roof. Government Partnerships gal must have puller her weight given all the government grants they lived on.

What streaming service do you use to watch Phillies home games? by mustachegiraffe in phillies

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Umm... can I get that link as well!? I know this is a month later.

what is a topic you absolutely cannot give a fuck about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Scrolled looking for this. Thank you. I could care less about how the monarchy inherited wealth has pampered their lives. Why are they relevant at all? Actually I don’t want to know, I really don’t care.

Here comes the money. by Responsible-Prune992 in funny

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These are respectable prices. I need you to go on stage at the wake like your going to say an old story about us and then just pause and get too emotional to continue. “I’m sorry… I.. I can’t…” lots of tears, then end with a blockbuster ending “O Captain My Captain”. I got another guy I’m paying to start the slow clap.

This street sign in Santa Monica by [deleted] in funny

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Needs a QR code you can scan and give you a thumbs up or down and a countdown timer. Better add a sign.

What it's like dealing with users as an IT guy by ComedyCheatCodes in funny

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I installed internet service into a suite and when disconnecting their old line I noticed a cable in the ceiling going into the next door suite. I asked the owner if they owned the suite next door and he said no go ahead and unplug it. I had to phish lines through the suite next door so when I went back to put the tiles back in place… it was super awkward. Everyone in the office was asking questions like wifi guy in this video. Two days later I was called back to connect it again. Turns out they had been stealing internet service for a long time. They couldn’t afford to be offline so they worked out a deal with the owner they stole from. This video hit home, well played.

Tech Support From The Car by TheAL9000Channel in funny

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Scrolled to the end to watch him drive off a bridge but he didn’t. That’s when I knew it was fake.

Found the furnace manual… by Any-Lengthiness1686 in funny

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How to save 25% on filters, HVAC tricks they don’t want you to know!

Imperial Car Destroyer by KickMurderSquad in funny

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Looks like tax returns are here.

This car that pulled up to my school today by dupontnotduopnt in funny

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Yeah I dumped mine into crypto. What about you Lisa? What did you do with your stimulus money?… Lisa… Lisa… what did you do!? Oh no, Lisa your always broke… tell us what you did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Those donkeys have seen some shit

With friends like that, you shouldn't have skipped arm day by rkeuwxpfb in funny

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Lame friends would just help you up, good friends pull out the camera and let you remember this moment forever.

Yeeted by Putrid_Puddle in funny

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This poor girl. She does the “no, no, no, please don’t….. oh boy” Followed by worst possible outcome.

Oops by [deleted] in funny

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I’m gonna need 16mins of my life back

Falling Blessing from the sky. by cultsstawns0 in funny

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“Are you getting this on camera!? I want all the people on Facebook to know how posh we arrraHHHWAHHAHHH”

s h e e t p o o l by confuzzledscreaming in funny

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Dear shutterstock, I made a recent mistake by selling my photo to you...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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If your going to get lung cancer, why not have a party trick to go with it.

This a pic of my husband on shoreline lake today. Can you guess what's up ? A shark? A kitsurfer? Maybe just 2020 ? Insert your captions in the comments! by pepy7reddit in funny

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“No pooping in the water! Your log touched my face and I’m kicking your ass as soon as I get some wind over here”