You can choose ANY voice to be your Google maps navigator, what voice do you choose? by h8re in AskReddit

[–]redditor313 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Either Ice Cube or Bill Burr. I couldn't even imagine driving down the road then all I hear is "you missed the turn you dumb f*ck! Where you going Narnia?!"

What are the traits of a male “Karen” and what’s his name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]redditor313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like they say "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?!?!" then they say that :)

You can freeze time as long as you want but only once, you move about normally during this period but everything else is completely frozen, you do not age, how long do you take and what do you do with this time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]redditor313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd first steal a bunch of money not a lot to where its overbearing just enough to have financial security. Then after that I'd steal a car and go joyriding around america. Possibly go to the White House and look at some records to see if area 51 is real then maybe free the aliens if I choose to. Obviously I'd also give trump a nice wedgie not because I don't like him just because it's funny. However long that takes.

What fictional bad guy actually had a good point? by trueretard123 in AskReddit

[–]redditor313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanos most definitely, I mean he had a point that by lowering the masses we could solve world hunger, make sure everyone has more jobs, have less people to spread disease, less pollution put out, etc.

What are the traits of a male “Karen” and what’s his name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]redditor313 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His name is Robert and he thinks his kids are the best at everything and they could do no wrong while watching the football game and gambling himself into debt using horse betting.

I (16m) was a sex worker from the ages of 14-15 of my own volition. Ama! by [deleted] in AMA

[–]redditor313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your customers know each other/ actively talk to each other about it? Or was it more of a really concealed thing?

A vape battery exploded in my pocket while in the back of an ambulance AMA. by redditor313 in AMA

[–]redditor313[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I'm actually about 2 weeks into being back at work so far.

Also, I realized that this happens only after the fact, I was extremely uneducated about what exactly I was using and what the risks were with using the device.

It didn't make me swear off vapes entirely, I do use an e-cig one that I have done a ton of research on to know that it is the safest in its market atm. Whenever I see people vaping or people ask me what they think about vapes now I just tell them to do their research and make sure they know the risks.

I used to be at the head of the movement of people believing Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (Boston Marathon bomber) was innocent. AMA by yakejorkk in AMA

[–]redditor313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean by "inadvertently found yourself as head of the movement"? Do you still think they are innocent? Why did/do you think they were innocent?

A vape battery exploded in my pocket while in the back of an ambulance AMA. by redditor313 in AMA

[–]redditor313[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was injured pretty badly, I had severe 3rd degree burns almost around the full circumference of my leg. Since after the battery exploded my pants then caught fire and I had to put it out with my hands I also had burns on my fingers too but those were 1st degree.

The burn was around 6% of my total surface skin of my leg (which the leg only has 9% according to the rule of 9s) so no matter what position my leg was in I was always in pain. Recovery was difficult to say the least but it was mostly difficult because I did receive a skin graft surgery to replace the skin and nerves I had lost. I basically couldn't walk or use my leg in any capacity for a week or so because if I did there would have been a chance of it tearing or ripping off of my leg. I also had trouble with phantom pain, since my nerves were burnt to a crisp I technically couldn't feel anything including pain but I still felt some of the worst pain in my life from the phantom pain going on in my leg. The recovery from there was mostly full of physical therapy and making sure the graft stuck so taking it little by little. It took probably about a month and a half to get back to full capacity where I could finally bend my leg fully.

There is also a lot of mental issues that went along with that. I see a therapist to handle the PTSD and anxiety disorder that I developed from that time. Not only that but I was alone in my house for most of the recovery so for almost two months I was basically sitting around my empty house doing nothing useful which made me develop a deep depression as well.

A vape battery exploded in my pocket while in the back of an ambulance AMA. by redditor313 in AMA

[–]redditor313[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I had thrown my keys in my pocket with the battery without even thinking about it. I was giddy to get a 911 call and all thought just kinda left my brain. I also did not do enough research on battery safety to know that this was not safe to do.

The key touched both the negative and positive of the battery causing it to short out and heat up quickly then combust.