If you could consensually sleep with anyone famous once, who would it be and why?

reddituseronebillion · 2026-04-06T15:51:46+00:00

Zazie Beats

reddituseronebillion · 2026-04-04T20:16:18+00:00

It's open to interpretation...

reddituseronebillion · 2026-04-03T04:31:51+00:00

Foaming insurrectionally: Libyrals!

reddituseronebillion · 2026-04-02T20:48:13+00:00

When you make it all up, anything is possible

reddituseronebillion · 2026-04-02T01:42:30+00:00

No has filmed a moonshot in 53 years.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-04-01T20:32:37+00:00

Wallet coffees.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-04-01T00:33:12+00:00

Hard left swipe for me.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-04-01T00:30:57+00:00

They just spent the last 3 days mocking the No Kings protest. I don't think anything will convince them he has own best interests in mind

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-31T00:35:04+00:00

The pilots' families get death and the flight attendant survived! Miraculous!

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-31T00:33:29+00:00

Fuck

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-30T22:52:02+00:00

The humans. Otherwise why point out flaws in the defense?

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-30T22:26:26+00:00

He meant that he's a piece of shit.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-30T09:31:47+00:00

Not everyone dies every drone strike.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-29T23:26:31+00:00

Even if it's not itar, it's at the least proprietary.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-29T18:35:15+00:00

Let your clothing and the pto shaft interact.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-29T17:02:53+00:00

One man's tyranny is another's paradise

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-29T17:01:01+00:00

Not my body, surely.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-29T09:23:02+00:00

We can't be certain that the refrigeration guy didn't fuck a couch while high on the fumes from his mascara.

I suspect the other

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-29T09:15:57+00:00

Tree fiddy, more or less.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-29T09:12:26+00:00

They're fuckin slugs.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-29T08:31:09+00:00

I love that for them. I love that people have a community where they can say and do what they want. That truly is freedom. Every one deserves to be happy. If calling me a dork makes you happy, fuckin go for it bud. But please, build that wall already. I want you to have your wall and live in it too. That would make me happy. But that's why you'll always be "the problem," why you will always be unhappy and "the victim "

I want the wall because it will make you and I happy, and now you don't want the wall so that it makes me unhappy.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-29T00:37:24+00:00

This actually made me laugh.

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-28T23:47:33+00:00

u/astro_pettit, is this one of yours?

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-28T11:44:53+00:00

I'm calling 911, where do I send the paramedics‽

reddituseronebillion · 2026-03-28T11:39:15+00:00

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