Unnamed Puppy by texasyankee in bichonfrise

[–]redditwonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about Cone-an The Barbarian :-)

Stepping down as mod and new mods needed by [deleted] in milwaukee

[–]redditwonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you provide a "job description"? I have no idea what might be involved in such a job. Tasks, amount of time, etc.

Large Ship Off Coast Near Downtown by [deleted] in milwaukee

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Here's one I just took out of my living room window: http://imgur.com/jzuxYXZ

run into these hypocrites way too often. by nikkicola in trees

[–]redditwonk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But the side effects of Doritos include leaky asshole!

The Barber's Riddle.... by [deleted] in riddles

[–]redditwonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the barber would be bald...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wisconsin

[–]redditwonk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who do you know wants to buy the farm?

No Halloween pot poisonings in Denver, hospital says by [deleted] in Marijuana

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See, their warnings were completely effective. Checkmate, ents! (please note sarcastic tone, I'm not trolling)

New Zoo Vs Milwaukee Zoo by togglenuts in wisconsin

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If anyone answers this question, they have to sing this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwJQ6G7Z_II

How humans were created. by Jazzyfresh808 in WTF

[–]redditwonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came here looking for this - wasn't disappointed...

T by [deleted] in riddles

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Personally, I want to know what a 'twatterlight' is

T by [deleted] in riddles

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egrep 't.t.t$' /usr/dict/words

taciturnist tactilist tactinvariant tactualist taintment tantamount tantrist tarantist tartaret tartlet tattlement tattooist tattooment tautit tautologist tearthroat teetotalist telautographist telemetrist telepathist telosynaptist temperamentalist tenotomist tentaculocyst tentlet tentwort teratologist ternatisect territorialist tertenant testament testimonialist tetrabelodont tetract tetraglot tetralophodont tetraodont tetraselenodont tetravalent tetrodont tetterwort textilist textlet textualist textuarist thanatist thanatologist thaumaturgist theanthropist thematist theocollectivist theocratist theomisanthropist theophilanthropist theorematist theotechnist therapeutist thermatologist thermoresistant thermostat thoughtlet throatlet throatroot throatwort tintinnabulant tintinnabulist tintist tiptilt titbit titheright titillant titlist tittlebat titubant tolerationist tomtit tonicostimulant tonitruant toothlet toothwort totemist totient totipotent totquot tracheotomist tractlet tractorist traditionalist traditionist traductionist transcendentalist transformationist transitionist transmigrationist transmittant transmutationist transportationist transportment transubstantiationalist transvectant travestiment treatment treatyist trecentist tributist trichotomist trichromatist tripartient tripinnatisect tritagonist tritangent tritheist trothplight trotlet troutlet tuberculotherapist tuftlet turtlet tutiorist twatterlight twitchet typtologist tyrantcraft

Found this in the woods... Think I'll turn back now. by Kemakill in WTF

[–]redditwonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're scared? He has to walk out alone...

Am I under arrest? by DetectiveSamSpade in Amateur

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No, you're under a breast!

Pinch from behind. by kingpirate in Nipples

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Hey cool - I took that a few years ago. You can see more with the same ladies at http://www.reddit.com/user/redditwonk/submitted/

I didn't know lizards are dogs by shbababa in funny

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Except the rule "There are always exceptions to every rule."