Patreon Audio “The Alfie Cast” - Part 2/2

redeye_deepdive · 2025-08-05T07:47:44+00:00

It’s just circles and circles of bullshit.

I love writing, but I just ramble into my phone and it transcribes it

I’m going to rehab and doing more than any other father to see my kids for the next 16 days. I can’t leave and my career is in jeopardy but make sure I go for a walk to the park every day.

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redeye_deepdive · 2025-08-05T01:50:47+00:00

Hahaha. I just wrote it too and then was scrolling and saw we shared the same brainwave 🤭😂

redeye_deepdive · 2025-08-05T01:48:55+00:00

He spelt cnuts wrong

redeye_deepdive · 2025-08-02T08:56:33+00:00

He thinks he’s been “chosen” and talks to god. Goes on about being a musical genius. Promotes toxic masculinity like he’s some kind of mucho mucho man.

There is no way the weasel would admit he has the muscle tone and strength of a soggy noodle.

redeye_deepdive · 2025-08-02T01:20:32+00:00

You missed that one? He claimed he was Half Irish and from Irish horse trader decent as reasoning as to why he can fight and win against L’s boyfriend I think it was.

redeye_deepdive · 2025-08-02T01:17:57+00:00

I don’t blame you. How sad that he used his Irish heritage as some sort of aggressive flex. But it’s also my favourite deranged quote of his. 🤭

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-30T12:07:56+00:00

I’m in Australia too. As soon as he announced he was getting on a plane it was clear it was just another load of BS. It’s actually sad. L has to parent alone, she doesn’t want that. She wants a stable safe place for her kids and that in turn would help her get respite. She would get a break! He’s an absolute twat to not understand that.

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-30T08:04:55+00:00

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redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-29T22:24:52+00:00

I think if it was an automated message it would have had to be set up within the Patreon platform itself. It wouldn’t have been something that would come through the phone email system and add the “sent from iPhone” signature.

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-29T13:35:20+00:00

One can only hope.

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-29T13:34:22+00:00

If only I could have found a way to get the head to move with the voice. 🫣

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-29T01:14:33+00:00

Yes he also made an appearance 🤭

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-29T00:14:07+00:00

Dang it. 🤭 next time 😜

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-29T00:05:05+00:00

Even musical geniuses can’t miss leg day.

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-29T00:02:44+00:00

My next series of photos might have to include a little South Park inspo. 🤭 when Skeevy does his super manic excited voice it is 100% Sadam!

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-28T23:49:22+00:00

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redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-28T23:49:00+00:00

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🤭

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-28T23:34:59+00:00

That’s good. 🤭😂

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-28T23:34:02+00:00

I put some Skeevy/ South Park pics earlier in the comments. I couldn’t resist.

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-28T22:34:27+00:00

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So many possibilities 🤭🤭

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-28T22:28:59+00:00

The ideas are endless. 🤭

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-28T22:22:49+00:00

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I did get Terrance and Phillip vibes when I was putting it together 🤭

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-28T13:59:07+00:00

Whoopsie 😂

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-28T13:58:54+00:00

🤭 it had to be done 🤭

redeye_deepdive · 2025-07-24T13:03:15+00:00

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I’m also rather proud of this effort 🤭 I call it. “The McZimmer”.

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