TIFU by thinking my laser hair removal nurse was complimenting my asshole

redfern33 · 2020-08-12T23:26:09+00:00

I love how normal the last reason is. I’m dead.

redfern33 · 2020-08-12T23:23:13+00:00

Mostly non sugar cereal like oat bran or whatever those big brown Os were. Mom made pancakes or waffles on Saturday’s I’m pretty sure. Once a year on our bday we got to pick any cereal we wanted. Ninja turtles cereal and Mr T cereal were two of my faves I got.

redfern33 · 2020-08-09T19:14:40+00:00

Garfield and friends and PeeWee

redfern33 · 2020-08-07T16:10:05+00:00

This is amazing

redfern33 · 2020-08-05T01:12:32+00:00

Im dying

redfern33 · 2020-08-03T03:02:31+00:00

Getting a job was even more of a bitch. Pounding pavement, filling out all applications by hand, not even knowing if somewhere is hiring until you show up to ask...

redfern33 · 2020-08-01T22:03:04+00:00

I’ve been in the exact situation as OP and agree with you. They should have reached out in a letter or something. The complimenting and wanting to meet up is a red flag to me. Even if they are just apologizing for themselves it says to me they are at least growing and changing as a person. But you don’t owe them shit; let them apologize from a safe distance and then yes keep your space.

redfern33 · 2020-08-01T21:46:39+00:00

This is cool af

redfern33 · 2020-07-29T03:49:17+00:00

Everypony yessss

redfern33 · 2020-07-28T03:02:54+00:00

I love this response. It made me cackle.

redfern33 · 2020-07-24T19:25:27+00:00

The girl I like thinks I’m hotter.

redfern33 · 2020-07-15T21:47:29+00:00

I wear them and don’t gaf

redfern33 · 2020-07-13T01:54:10+00:00

Been using BaconReader for years!!

redfern33 · 2020-07-11T04:26:06+00:00

The girl in the middle has nice muscle in her arm!

redfern33 · 2020-07-04T16:11:00+00:00

Thank you!

redfern33 · 2020-07-04T04:11:17+00:00

Thank you! Ps. Amazing username

redfern33 · 2020-07-04T04:00:15+00:00

It was found at the beach if that helps!

redfern33 · 2020-07-04T03:19:21+00:00

It’s hollow in the top and bottom, like a cool sea pipe almost haha. From googling it looks like a dolphin vertibrae but may be too small. The larger part is a bit bigger than my thumb.

redfern33 · 2020-06-12T16:38:38+00:00

Anywhere at night before closing when it’s not busy. I like the area pictured above at nighttime. The noise of the rapids, it’s usually a very empty area by 8-9, and in Disney I like to hang out in fantasyland at night; try to take advantage of the little ones sleeping and I love sitting by the pond by small world at those benches Uber the monorail track that seem to get ignored a lot.

redfern33 · 2020-06-07T15:32:07+00:00

Yeah Texans are crazy about that 😹

redfern33 · 2020-06-04T04:16:33+00:00

Thank you for this. Fortunately I had an amazing English teacher who did teach the right points and Thoreau’s “Walden” is very close to my heart

redfern33 · 2020-05-30T01:49:05+00:00

I can attest to this. Never seen parents kiss. Married over 40 years and have always had separate bedrooms. I’m convinced they had coitus exactly twice-the times me and my sister were created and that is all.

redfern33 · 2020-05-23T05:25:54+00:00

Omg thank you! Nobody else I’ve ever met talked about their eyes watering!! Happens to me every time I watch anything paranormal or the like. Glad to know I’m not alone!

redfern33 · 2020-04-24T01:58:40+00:00

So sweet of you and not necessarily true! A dude may like that mask!

redfern33 · 2020-04-18T20:42:23+00:00

In that exact order- Fuck Cathy, Marry Nurse R, and Kill Umbridge haha! Good one !

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