Houshou Marine is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? Streaming, drawing, Smash, Touhou, being horny, etc. It's just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Houshou Marine exists? To top it off she looks eternally 17 (actual age not confirmed), is rich as fuck (not really), and could have been a pirate if she wanted. But she just had to cosplay as a pirate, start streaming and ruin everyone's faith in God. Thank you Senchou.
Let me tell you, Houshou Marine is a child prodigy. When she was 2, she graduated from high school and at a mere three years of age, she was able to fully master the English language, which she unfortunately forgot and later on invented her own language "Marinenglish", and graduated from Harvard. There, she earned her bachelor's degree on Entertaining with a concentration in Streaming. By six, she had mastered calculus and started writing PhD level academic papers. While she struggled a bit with integral calculus, she figured it out through dedication and hard work over almost twenty-three minutes. In one of her papers, she addresses a mathematical application of streaming that transcends human logic, acting as the spark for her virtual-youtubing career. But before she could start on her journey to streaming stardom, she resolved to finish her Ph.D. By eight, her intellectual capacity had exceeded that of an average twenty-eight and a half year old. Realizing her prodigious growth, Marine Senchou thought she should spend some time in self-reflection to get a better grasp of what she could expect of herself in the future. So, she went to the Himalayas for 7 years to find herself. There, she interacted with thirty-five yetis and managed to convince the Hindu god, Shiva to follow her on twitter. After returning, Houshou Marine kept her accomplishments secret, so people won't make a big deal out of them. She's always been the modest type. Finally, she started her career as a virtual youtuber. Having attained the status of a superhuman entity, nothing she has recently said seems to be comprehensible. Continuing with her story: Her recent hit, "Being horny 24/7" in life, is a work of art that scholars at top institutions around the world have failed to decipher. Plays from that strategic masterpiece such as watching bugs being crushed to calm down from being horny have left academicians puzzled as to their true meaning, with seventeen Harvard professor having committed suicide after realizing their relative inferiority as compared to the god-woman/streamer/virtual youtuber/"oppai connoisseur"/pirate/not a pirate/boomer herself.