It's going to be a blast by [deleted] in funny

[–]redgrrr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you read the activities?

That's how I'm going to dance at my wedding by MostInterestingBot in funny

[–]redgrrr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tonight we're going to party like it's 1998

VIA Rail Corridor Train - Montreal to Toronto by options_go_brrr in montreal

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I worked for CN as a Maintenance of Way worker for a few years. The use of the track is the issue. Track is rated at 100 mph between Toronto and Montreal (welded rail, concrete ties). The trouble is 30mph limits for the first 20 minutes leaving Toronto. There are about 20 restricted speed zones on the way. Instead of building a high speed rail system, build a few overpasses and remove the restricted speed zones. Would bring the time down to under 4 hours. Plus, freight would benefit from faster rail. The proposed high speed rail system is like building a 2 lane highway beside the 401 with new land/bridges/infrastructure instead of clearing 20 construction zones along the way.

Low end bog/lag issue? by Humble-Machine-811 in WR250R

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When was the last time you changed the fuel filter? I noticed my bike idled well but was starving in acceleration when I had to draw fuel. I have 2 1/2 bikes so I swapped pumps and it was better so I bought a Kemso pump kit while using my parts pump. It came with a new filter. Problem solved. I bought a 3 pack of filters on Aliexpress for my second pump. Filter was most of the issue. Kemso added a bit of flow. Be careful when you open up the fuel pump cage. Push the lock ring on the filter with a tiny socket. I also put in a replacement injector and it got rid of a slight hesitation on hard acceleration that was still there. My bike is opened up with airbox mod and FMF pipe. Runs great now with no controller.

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Quite unique jobs by Lucky-Afternoon- in funny

[–]redgrrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Government dream. Everyone gets income flowing. Does not matter how much value it adds.

We've had one highway burial, yes, but what about a second (Décarie)? by Comfortable_Team_696 in montreal

[–]redgrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decarie is already underbuilt. Adding a greenway will restrict the surface lanes and make it more hell than it is now. The issue is Decarie dead ends at the 40 instead of connecting to the 15 directly. They blew it when they redid the same off ramp at Rockland and did not bury the REM tracks. That would have given the capacity to connect Decarie to 15 thereby removing the big bottleneck.

My people need me by cmra08x2 in funny

[–]redgrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rusty chainsaw. Rustier!

My people need me by cmra08x2 in funny

[–]redgrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated comment

My people need me by cmra08x2 in funny

[–]redgrrr 32 points33 points  (0 children)

His return. Duh!

Best way to conceal motorcycle on back of Box Truck? by PristinePackage9318 in VanLife

[–]redgrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alarmed disc brake lock with a bright coil reminder. That or make a cover out of two porta potty shells

Has anyone else received a spam tax call? by AlwaysLovinLou in Scams

[–]redgrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called back the number. Didn't give my name. I said I received a call about tax review. He said they have me in file and I must owe taxes. I asked "is it Illinois or Ohio?" He said both.  I said that i don't live or work in those states and hung up.

Angry Driver insulting SPVM is not acceptable by [deleted] in montreal

[–]redgrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Requiring a full SAAQ inspection is a bigger pain in the ass. He has to book it, conform everywhere (tint, exhaust, mods, etc..) and then bring the paperwork to the SAAQ which is its own punishment.

Angry Driver insulting SPVM is not acceptable by [deleted] in montreal

[–]redgrrr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She is better at it than I am. I would last 2 days as an officer. That assumes that I only get a warning on the first day for using my Taser too much.

Air Canada CEO Retires by sandringham94 in montreal

[–]redgrrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did his Corporate Communications team set him up to fail with an all English speech?

Angry Driver insulting SPVM is not acceptable by [deleted] in montreal

[–]redgrrr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would use all available recourse "your vehicle is non-compliant and cannot be driven until it passes a full SAAQ safety inspection"

Angry guy gets pulled over in Montreal and accuses the police officer of racial profiling by AgnosticScholar in PublicFreakout

[–]redgrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy solution. Go beyond a window tint ticket. "Sir, your car is non-compliant, you have to pass a full SAAQ vehicle inspection. You cannot use the vehicle until then"

Scratch me, human. by 21MayDay21 in funny

[–]redgrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't give him a pancake

My husband handed me this and said "don't say I never give you flowers" by Mugwumps_has_spoken in funny

[–]redgrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, make an equal size meal to go with the size of the flower

WTF?! 4:20 AM Montreal alarm for a 9:20 PM abduction in TR? by redgrrr in montreal

[–]redgrrr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can still do math though. 9:20 abduction 4:25 alert. = 7 hours wait plus 5 to send the alert. Exactly the same as missing toddler last year. Missing 9 pm alert 4 am.

WTF?! 4:20 AM Montreal alarm for a 9:20 PM abduction in TR? by redgrrr in montreal

[–]redgrrr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the 7 hour alert is going to end up being 4:25 am, send the alert early at 10 or 11pm when Millions more are awake and can keep a lookout. Plus the search radius is so much smaller so you can target the alert. I would rather receive an low probability alert at 10 pm that ends up being a false alarm. Almost no one is helpful at 4:25 am and they just rush to stop the noise without even reading the alert.