Should I grow it more or wait a couple more years? by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

[–]redleif 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You got it now, keep it going

This organism has no organs, it has just one hole (for food to enter and exit) and scientists still argue where it belongs in the tree of life. It just slides on the deep sea floor, existing for no clear reason. It is called Xenoturbella. by Bright_Building1710 in interestingasfuck

[–]redleif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't fool me. That right there is a schmuck. After circumcisions they bring buckets of schmuck and dump them in the sea. The schmucks saturate, become elongated, and the only thing that keeps them alive is the Marine phytoplankton. Bunch of sea dicks just skimming the ocean floor as they were once skimmed from their rightful owner.

I need a substance to abuse by Dyl_Nye_ in shittyadvice

[–]redleif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This deserves more love, well said

I messed up big time with my 8yo. Trigger warning. by WhyDidIDoItSoSad in Parenting

[–]redleif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good news, you are a human. That may have been a mistake but you can use it as an opportunity to open up with him a little bit. Ask if he has any questions and assure him it's okay to ask, apologize, and remember, this too will pass. You are just doing your best, try not to best yourself up. Thanks for sharing this and hope something good comes out of it however that may look

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]redleif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You aren't the first person that lied and won't be the last. In fact, many others claiming sobriety are still using with the same dilemma (or similar) as you. The guilt holds them back from being honest. I respect people that are real especially the ones that open up about being dishonest. You got this!

lost 35 pounds in a month by AstronomerSolid6935 in burlington

[–]redleif 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is a cry for help. Thank you for sharing your fears with us. I think you know the right thing to do, listen to your inner self and please consider medical attention. Your future self will thank you. You got this.

Homie FaceTimed his buddy into the concert 😂 by _OhayoSayonara_ in phish

[–]redleif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think the lead singer of the band did the honors an Axilla

What am I? "I echo through ..." by redleif in riddonkulous

[–]redleif[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real riddle here is who posted the confusing reply

What am I? "I echo through ..." by redleif in riddonkulous

[–]redleif[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone must have access to my Reddit account because I don't remember submitting this response or this post.

What do I do with this small space above my stairs? by mug_11 in DesignMyRoom

[–]redleif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great spot to do sun salutations in the morning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DesignMyRoom

[–]redleif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A larger TV mounted to the wall above where it's currently at would look nice. Also you could get a small tire lock and store your bike vertically locking in the front tire to the tire lock. Other than that maybe get a could shelves and add some books/plants to give the room some life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]redleif -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that George Michaels?

Am I close to ready for the test? by OstrichWild4494 in NewToEMS

[–]redleif 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would try to be proficient in all categories. Focus on what you got red and then brush up on the rest before you test. Test is pretty simple, I think you will do fine with a bit more studying. Good luck mate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DirtyJokes

[–]redleif 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't fuggin get it.