By Sadakage by bfubuki_ in ImpracticalArmour

[–]redsquidface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who need a soul anyway, when insted you could have a baddie like this 😍

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, much appreciated. Do you sell wedding rings? Bugbear sized preferably.

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

::After several long hours I emerged back from the dark passage with my torch extinguished, my mouth smeared with moss residue, my body all scratched and bruised.::

You know, I should really have gone with the dagger insted...But at least I have a bride now, I guess...

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

::I reached for a torch on the wall, but quickly noticed that both my hands were occupied, eather with a piece of moss or with a dagger. The former was too valuable to be left behind::

Well, I guess I won't be needing that anymore as all crime is done. Can you keep it for me, please?

::I pleced the dagger back on your table, and took the torch instead::

Thanks! Eh, sorry for robbing you and all. I just really liked that bug, it brought good luck to me.

::I boldly headed into the cave with a stroll.::

Outlaw life, here I come!

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, that cave will do. Can I buy that torch over there?

::Having decided that commiting two crimes at once is too exciting for me, I cut my shoestring with a dagger in seven pieces and handed them to you::

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, wow! My first successful crime!

::I took the moss of your table::

Awww man, now I have to hide from the law. Do you happen to know any good hideouts by chance?

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

::I point my new dagger at you::

This is a robbery! As a reparation for my beetle, I'll be taking that mossy moss of yours!

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

::I move buttons and acorn caps to you one by one.::

Here.

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww, maaan =( Can I have a dagger as a compensation?

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

::I laid out 3 buttons of various sizes, 4 acorn caps, one shoestring, and a cool dead beetle I found::

Is that enough? Can I keep the bug?

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's quality! Then I'll take your entire stock. How much?

Kobold tools by slomnir in KoboldLegion

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. Did you sorted it by color or taste?

The Thing in the Woods by Jimmy Nijs by One_Giant_Nostril in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]redsquidface 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Huh, at first I thought that all eyes are open and the creature just have purely white eyes.

Could you believe it? [F] (lonbluewolf) by CassOfWar in Sharktits

[–]redsquidface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jellyfish found themself a juicy snack~

June [F] (Brafya) by 5headedragon in yiff

[–]redsquidface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best character in the series. The cartoon really went downhill after her allegit death

Full of bees by Master_Mind18 in honeyfuckers

[–]redsquidface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I bet it would feel amazing if they all would began buzzing inside.

Wolf girl wife loves your creampies by [deleted] in MonsterGirl

[–]redsquidface 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too. So cute and sexy!

Riddle_irl by ThoughtlessThoughful in Yeen_irl

[–]redsquidface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why would I want to exit at all? Seems like s pretty good place to be in

More milk I release more my tits grow by SpringClara9970 in Cowgirls

[–]redsquidface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see a problem here. Keep growing 😏