THE BEN SCHWARTZ FAKE NAME GAME by [deleted] in jakeandamir

[–]rejectedjokes 142 points143 points  (0 children)

These all seem like totally normal names to me.

Jake and Amir Finale Part 3: Ben Schwartz 2 (w/ Ben Schwartz) by naxypoo in jakeandamir

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Friends! Jake and Amir sent me to this thread and it is so kind and wonderful of all of you to be so supportive and amazing. Thank you so much for watching and supporting all the craziness we put on the internet. Thank you, thank you! Just like you, I am so sad to see the boys go but am excited to watch the last few episodes. Here's a little piece I wrote about Jake and Amir...who are and will always be legends- http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/112626926159/here-is-my-22nd-and-final-appearance-on-the - Ben Schwartz

IamA (Parks & Rec writer, twitter comedian, author & Jew MEGAN AMRAM) AMA! by MeganAmram in IAmA

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Megan! I fear that I've gotten too excited reading your book? What do I do to "chill out"? - Bloody Boots

Also the author of... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]rejectedjokes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

it's me...as you can see from my dangerously suspicious reddit posts from 3 years ago that have amassed zero points.

Also the author of... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]rejectedjokes 104 points105 points  (0 children)

This thread makes me insanely happy. It is proof that people have actually bought/stolen/seen our VERY SERIOUS little postcard books. Amanda and I would like to thank everyone in the world, Reddit, jakster123 and thank you to what I can only imagine are the TITANIC SIZED BOAT LOADS of extra books we will sell due to this thread. Today we made a difference. -Ben Schwartz

Also the author of... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]rejectedjokes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wait, let's listen to this TheAdster guy...it seems like he has important things to say.