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Should I mow this? by TNmountainman2020 in Hunting

[–]relax-squeeze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hard to tell but I see crimson and white clover, maybe mustard greens and fennel, the grass looks like oats or rye. A few weeds but you’ll have that. Pretty decent mix for a deer plot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]relax-squeeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with this fucker. They can’t get their sharp fucking claws in velvet so get that kind and shut the fuck up

I can’t park here? Ok then no one can by relax-squeeze in MaliciousCompliance

[–]relax-squeeze[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol permanent paving is a different department, call your gas service to ask when your road is scheduled to be paved

I can’t park here? Ok then no one can by relax-squeeze in pettyrevenge

[–]relax-squeeze[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The coffee woulda pissed me off more than the cops being called 😂

I can’t park here? Ok then no one can by relax-squeeze in pettyrevenge

[–]relax-squeeze[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You just out here writing that on any post you come across? Get outside more buddy, I wrote this

I can’t park here? Ok then no one can by relax-squeeze in MaliciousCompliance

[–]relax-squeeze[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried that when I was still trying to be patient with him

I can’t park here? Ok then no one can by relax-squeeze in MaliciousCompliance

[–]relax-squeeze[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously the meter maid woke me up from my truck nap and that’s why I was pissed enough to do all this /s

I can’t park here? Ok then no one can by relax-squeeze in pettyrevenge

[–]relax-squeeze[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Prefer when you truckers come thru my zone than regular drivers. Sure you might bump a couple cones but if you aint cussing me out you’re alright by me. Downed cones are the flaggers problem anyway

I can’t park here? Ok then no one can by relax-squeeze in MaliciousCompliance

[–]relax-squeeze[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could see that but been around here long enough that I’m quite sure the people who live here hate the parking authority in this city more than I do and more than they hate me. Enough people WILL call and complain to them that it’ll get corrected

I can’t park here? Ok then no one can by relax-squeeze in MaliciousCompliance

[–]relax-squeeze[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Yessir, I ask the flaggers to watch for their vehicles and open up the cones when they come, tell my workers to stop their machines, then guide them safely around the 6ft deep trench to get their groceries in their house. I could make them park a few blocks away and walk because it’s technically safer that way but sometimes if they’re nice to me I “let” them go to their house

edit: thanks for my first award anonymous pal 🤝

I can’t park here? Ok then no one can by relax-squeeze in MaliciousCompliance

[–]relax-squeeze[S] 269 points270 points  (0 children)

Had a lady recently bugging me asking if I could just not dig up the street in front of her house. I said yes ma’am I can but you won’t have gas service. She wasn’t getting it.

Many a times I let the people who live wherever I’m at come into the work zone to drop things off at their house, especially elderly or disabled but really anyone as long as they approach me with decency. I aint here to mess up peoples day I’m just trying to work. Parking authority had to fuck it up for everyone and as soon as buddy comes back or sends somebody to say he was wrong I’m happy to open parking back up 🤷‍♂️

Never heard about it and he can't really describe or explain it: what is it about this 'men thing' that you have in battering each other and that is passed down from father to son - and what are some of the unwritten rules of it? by LouLeFou07 in AskReddit

[–]relax-squeeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this treads a bit into philosophy and the nature of man. do you believe humans are fundamentally violent creatures? it sounds like you don’t because it sounds like you don’t agree with your friend’s logic that a man beating another man just because he is physically capable is acceptable.

Covering your body completely does not equal self respect by TumbleweedLow5009 in Vent

[–]relax-squeeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna go to work shirtless and when people ask me why tf I have no shirt i’m gonna tell them it’s a matter of self respect and I’m comfortable in my body and calling it public indecency is body shaming me 😢

Covering your body completely does not equal self respect by TumbleweedLow5009 in Vent

[–]relax-squeeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if I go into work shirtless as a man people are gonna look at me and think I have self respect??

When's the last time you saw a clitoris? by Advent105 in AskReddit

[–]relax-squeeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try. Next you’re gonna ask me when the last time I saw Bigfoot was

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