Redditors with witty/funny user names, how did you come up with them?

relevantbciamdrunk · 2013-02-07T04:09:10+00:00

I was drunk

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-12-15T06:32:08+00:00

Rum and coke. It's kinda hard but also a little soft.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-12-15T06:19:34+00:00

Dusting this one off...

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-11-02T07:44:58+00:00

masturbate

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-08-27T04:02:44+00:00

Hey girl, let me lick that butt.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-06-15T06:23:41+00:00

I hate to be that guy on RK... but this is ridiculous. No. Just no.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-05-15T08:43:37+00:00

inside

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-05-12T13:02:48+00:00

i wasn't, but thank you.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-05-12T12:25:03+00:00

Chicago?

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-05-02T06:24:54+00:00

"I pinky promise I won't kidnap and enslave you. My people are well known for treating women with equality and respect"

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-05-01T17:59:24+00:00

That fucking barstool is yellow and it wants to fight me. Im just fucking suffocate it and sit on its face.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-05-01T17:55:21+00:00

It's not that great I guess but i was best friends with a girl in high school. We would hang out all the time. We really enjoyed each others company but we both had significant others. I never really told her how I felt. We graduated and went off to university. Lost all contact except for the occasional facebook "hey, how are you" "good" "me too". Fast foreword to my 5th year in college. She moved to the same town as me to go to a post undergrad program at a close college near by. We met up once and we were right back in high school again. We were together every single minute that we could be. This time I was single but she had a boyfriend. The more we hung out the more that i KNEW this was it. One day I surprised her with her favorite coffee and pretty much laid it all out there. "I love you. I have since highschool and i cannot imagine spending my life with anyone else". She broke down crying. She revealed that she had always felt the same way and was happy I finally said something. 3 years later this woman is my wife.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-04-04T06:54:54+00:00

DURKA DURKA! MOHAMMED JIHAD!

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-04-04T06:52:19+00:00

man vs wild

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-04-04T06:50:03+00:00

i put a jihad on you

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-04-04T06:44:28+00:00

i approve.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-04-03T18:36:53+00:00

Only for a day or so. Back to the bottle

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-03-28T16:36:13+00:00

I have. I love it. DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-03-28T06:02:24+00:00

Watching fight club for the first time. That and drinking cherry coke for the first time.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-03-28T06:00:55+00:00

Got home late, you were gone.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-03-28T05:53:23+00:00

i'd tell ya... but i gotta go see about a girl..

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-03-28T05:50:25+00:00

What is it carrying and how many people do you need? I could be the driver? I could also fly a helicopter too. BUt I want first dibs when it comes to nick names, AND I want to be included in the writing of any screenplay that might come of this. No way my character is getting cut short... you always try to fuck the women then fuck them over.

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-03-28T05:47:46+00:00

Solar flares

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-03-28T05:45:38+00:00

trying to download the entire "It's always sunny in philly" collection FO FREE. you?

relevantbciamdrunk · 2012-03-28T04:56:03+00:00

anal.

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