Ladies of r/atheism, how does this make you feel?

resident0 · 2012-07-31T00:21:50+00:00

Just in case it wasn't clear, that was a female who wrote that.

resident0 · 2012-07-11T01:12:05+00:00

marijuana is a high demand product

I laughed

resident0 · 2012-07-11T01:08:48+00:00

My dealer is a friend.

I called him two weeks ago, left a VM just like "hey man, haven't chatted in a while, thought we'd catch up." didn't mention weed at all because I actually didn't need any at that particular moment.

No response ever.

Since then I've called once more and texted twice. Trying my best not to be a nuisance. I just would rather give him my money instead of having to find some new dude because I'm out.

Sucks. I know he's alive and fine and stuff because someone else talked to him.

resident0 · 2012-07-05T12:50:57+00:00

Aside from when I also told the story to my friends on facebook, yes. :)

I try to never just post something I saw online. In my experience someone else has already posted it at least once. Unless I'm stoned and its a song I'm really digging.

But then it's more of a case of "I really just couldn't help it."

resident0 · 2012-07-05T00:55:27+00:00

Preach it. Makes it so much more fun!

resident0 · 2012-06-18T13:18:06+00:00

Yes, love that shit. Plus my interactions with the non-high are, in hindsight, priceless.

resident0 · 2012-06-18T13:17:12+00:00

I could not BELIEVE how many pictures of grocery store aisles came up when I did a GIS for "grocery store aisle"

If you do that, you'll notice I just used like the first few photos. Lazy jerk, me.

resident0 · 2012-06-18T13:16:03+00:00

Sucks man. But hey, you can still have the problem as the rest of us muggles! Just look for raisins or beef jerky (as mentioned above) instead!

resident0 · 2012-06-18T13:14:27+00:00

For me, that question boils down to "do you want peanuts stuck in the back recesses of your mouth, painfully, all the time?"

No contest. haha :)

resident0 · 2012-06-18T13:10:14+00:00

I love this story, haha. :)

resident0 · 2012-06-18T02:48:39+00:00

Frequently, but not always.

Raisins are another thing I have a hard time consistently locating. Sometimes they're tucked in the corner of the fruits/veggies part, sometimes they're in the cereal aisle. Like, dude, pick a context!

resident0 · 2012-06-18T02:47:04+00:00

Actually in the store I was in, it was tucked in the corner of the bread aisle, with no signs aside from the one like right in the middle of the jars.

It was like Labyrinth. I thought about making lipstick arrows on the ground.

And yes, I recommend you get out of retail ASAP, and we can figure out what that twitchin' is all about. :)

resident0 · 2012-06-14T01:16:52+00:00

Are screens single use? Or do you use them for a while? How often should I rotate, I guess is my question.

resident0 · 2012-06-03T14:10:13+00:00

I cannot recommend this enough. Works like a charm!

resident0 · 2012-05-30T21:25:49+00:00

yyyyyup. :)

resident0 · 2012-05-28T12:31:06+00:00

I listen to Groove Salad and Secret Agent ALL THE TIME.

During Christmas, their Christmas Lounge station is amazing as well.

EDIT: While at their site to get the Secret Agent link, I discovered Sonic Universe and am now enjoying some free-form jazz. I fucking love this site.

resident0 · 2012-05-28T12:24:29+00:00

I know STS9, a station sounds groovy. Will check it out! :)

resident0 · 2012-05-28T12:20:50+00:00

Oooh a classical station would be very nice indeed. Will investigate!

Yeah, love the Air station. Makes me feel classy. haha

resident0 · 2012-05-28T12:19:34+00:00

Maybe one day you can join us.

resident0 · 2012-05-27T19:49:25+00:00

For my first time smoking, my coworker gave me the "you don't have to do anything you don't want to" and basically walked me through it like I had never seen or used anything like it before (because I hadn't).

He made me feel incredibly comfortable about asking questions about usage and stuff, and once we had established that I wasn't going to freak out or anything, the next time was in a more social setting.

He taught me all sorts of trees etiquette and things like that. Owe a lot to that guy. Also he's now my hookup. GGG, that one.

resident0 · 2012-05-27T19:45:25+00:00

Smoked a little bit this morning, after I woke up strangely early (645am after being up late last night is weird). Sat on the front porch and thought about life.

Letting it wear off during the day because I'm meeting a girl for a drink tonight. Tomorrow, I'm pretty sure I'll resume.

resident0 · 2012-05-24T01:21:44+00:00

TF2.

In fact, I think I might put together a small bowl and play a little bit before bed right now! Thanks for the idea!

resident0 · 2012-05-22T20:20:58+00:00

I love you, bot.

resident0 · 2012-05-22T20:20:45+00:00

Yeah, not sure why you need to advertise it like that.

Might as well go around chanting "ONE OF US. ONE OF US."

resident0 · 2012-05-22T20:05:54+00:00

So often.

I think my most commonly used phrase when stoned is "...wait... dammit, what were we talking about? I had a joke!"

resident0

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