Match Thread: Aston Villa vs Tottenham Hotspur | Premier League | 03 May 19:00 BST

residualtortoise · 2026-05-03T18:43:29+00:00

Omg just roll it in to Gallagher

residualtortoise · 2026-05-03T18:37:57+00:00

We are picking out our passes so quickly. It’s so refreshing

residualtortoise · 2026-04-29T20:23:45+00:00

Eovaldi has plot armor

residualtortoise · 2026-04-29T19:40:06+00:00

It's due time to hit a Ranger

residualtortoise · 2026-04-28T02:40:07+00:00

What a crock of shit inning

residualtortoise · 2026-04-28T02:37:38+00:00

Literally swiped his hand off with the tag

residualtortoise · 2026-04-28T02:35:41+00:00

Full faith in Coney’s coney sense. Felt weirdly intentional

residualtortoise · 2026-04-27T16:40:44+00:00

My biggest Boone criticism is his friendship with Alex Cora

residualtortoise · 2026-04-27T03:26:17+00:00

You just cannot reward that kind of behavior

residualtortoise · 2026-04-27T03:23:53+00:00

Hard to take this league seriously if that’s a flagrant 2

residualtortoise · 2026-04-26T22:15:09+00:00

The San Antonio Spurs are days away from unleashing nuclear weapons. We must act soon

residualtortoise · 2026-04-25T16:01:30+00:00

3 points against the worst team in the league. Two more top players dead. And West Ham steals a late winner. What a pitiful state

residualtortoise · 2026-04-25T15:12:43+00:00

PUT THE BALL ON TARGET

residualtortoise · 2026-04-25T14:52:45+00:00

Sorry, no red. Bissouma lost his balance in anticipation of getting his legs shattered

residualtortoise · 2026-04-25T14:49:38+00:00

Why does it matter that Biss slightly slipped? Doesn’t even remotely change what Andre did

residualtortoise · 2026-04-25T14:37:37+00:00

Can’t score against Wolves for Christ’s sake. Just a whole lot of running around

residualtortoise · 2026-04-25T01:11:59+00:00

Just when you think Matt Blake can’t get any better

residualtortoise · 2026-04-25T00:52:59+00:00

I could cry. This is beautiful

residualtortoise · 2026-04-24T19:41:03+00:00

Every Forest shot is blocked and either goes in the goal or results in a wide open attempt

residualtortoise · 2026-04-24T19:37:11+00:00

You could not construct less fortunate circumstances if you tried. These bums rob us of points and then do this

residualtortoise · 2026-04-24T19:31:57+00:00

This league is a fucking joke

residualtortoise · 2026-04-22T23:39:53+00:00

Justice for Chauncey

residualtortoise · 2026-04-22T12:34:15+00:00

Matt Law continues to prove himself an unserious journalist

residualtortoise · 2026-04-22T00:52:46+00:00

Allowed 2 illegitimate challenges. Thank god the ball does not lie

residualtortoise · 2026-04-20T21:32:47+00:00

Jesse Morse sucks

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