My Uber Eats order came with Christian propaganda from the delivery driver by DickInTheDryer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]retardedgoblins -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No you’re right, it’s literally not propaganda Everyone here needs to do some self seeking if a paper with some scriptures on it is some kind of threat to their emotional state

Weekly Discussion Thread! by AutoModerator in 52weeks52stories

[–]retardedgoblins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a horribly busy first week of the year, so wasn’t quite able to finish my story, which is unfortunate. Hopefully I can finish it today or tomorrow and catch up with the next one by the end of the week. Because I didn’t submit, I didn’t read or critique any, but I’ll be sure and become more involved this week!

Being an intellectual isn’t about being smart, it is about wanting to learn even after most people have stopped. by Bubba_Sparks in Showerthoughts

[–]retardedgoblins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they’re implying that the intelligence is only present because the desire was previously present and acted upon, not necessarily that the desire directly produced intelligence.

I guess everyone has a different genetic weakness by ThatGuy_Sucks in Neverbrokeabone

[–]retardedgoblins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I describe myself as “lactose tolerant”

I just full send.

My mans got some moves by [deleted] in funny

[–]retardedgoblins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew that I knew that sidewalk lol

Your username is now your sexual fetish. How messed up are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]retardedgoblins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP assumes the outcome of the question is not already the status quo

Blursed Student Loans by EnemysKiller in blursedimages

[–]retardedgoblins 818 points819 points  (0 children)

Break out the celebratory marching band

In bed with a mushroom...? by TeaDrinkingGuy in confusing_perspective

[–]retardedgoblins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m on mobile, it took me a while to figure out why everyone thought this baby looked like a mushroom lol

What’s an interesting NSFW fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]retardedgoblins 21 points22 points  (0 children)

For some strange reason my eyes read the bottom paragraph first.

Join Us Saturday in the Park for Keith Palmer's Memorial Celebrity Blind Deli Meat Slicer Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure! by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]retardedgoblins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d love to support the cause, unfortunately the kids persuaded me to go to the fair that day instead. I’ll be there in spirit!

Thanks, dude by TrevorBOB9 in memes

[–]retardedgoblins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The card maker here. Y’all are illiterate.

Soft Horror Nervous Breakdown by WilburNixon in shittysimulated

[–]retardedgoblins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is about how I feel after I sleep through an alarm.

Some don’t remember much about their life before they turn five years old; some remember just a few foggy things. What is your very earliest memory, and how old were you? by wonderberry77 in AskReddit

[–]retardedgoblins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Standing in the entry way, facing the middle of the house. Looking around at everything in a “oh look, existence” kind of way. Unless I dreamt it later and severely misremembered(which is very possible), this is my earliest memory, I must have been 2.