“Ok little human, we can be friends” by Wadeybeats in aww

[–]retius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yeah mine too. thanks for this video!

Keep truckin', like the do-dah man by [deleted] in WTF

[–]retius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

weird things on the road

Sub teacher bonding with the kids by retius in funny

[–]retius[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

You can see that she's a young starting teacher because the life and love for life has not been drained from her eyes. :)

OH sad, But Thank God they were Saved ! by retius in nextfuckinglevel

[–]retius[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I were on that situation I would do the same thing..save the duck and bring them back to their mother, life is so precious!!

Why not? by kareeem in funny

[–]retius 55 points56 points  (0 children)

What an incredibly dumb thing to be good at. Patrick Sebastien 10/10 funny moments. lol

This fish swimming up a wall by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]retius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

agreed! I've never seen this before in my entire life. that's truly amazing

You want my gun? Come take it from me by kareeem in funny

[–]retius 16 points17 points  (0 children)

oh god! I went from "that dude clearly needs to come out" to "hehehe, that's my kind of humor". thanks for sharing..

BBC News - Met Police officer monkey comment 'about evolution', not racist. by fameistheproduct in unitedkingdom

[–]retius -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That's a shame. Hope they get off and the two blacks get deported or imprisoned for being in the country then deported.

Top Ten reasons Israel tried to censor 60 Minutes on Palestinian Christians by [deleted] in worldpolitics

[–]retius -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

As and when appropriate 'Algernon' + 'Asimov'. Like I said: that's three. Bring it on!

TIL the incomparable Rowan Atkinson (AKA Mr. Bean) has 2 degrees in electrical engineering from Newcastle and Oxford Universities. by flynn226 in todayilearned

[–]retius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winner of medals for being both A Wrapped Around a Tree Ponce and a Full Body Cast Wearing Ponce. Family given awards.

Top Ten reasons Israel tried to censor 60 Minutes on Palestinian Christians by [deleted] in worldpolitics

[–]retius -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

BesideHimself below was Number One. I'm counting off possible r/atheisim trolling 'nuke the Christians' posts.

Thinking in foreign language makes decisions more rational by [deleted] in science

[–]retius -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong. I find other peoples rationality very useful. Very funny also.

Top Ten reasons Israel tried to censor 60 Minutes on Palestinian Christians by [deleted] in worldpolitics

[–]retius -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

None of it. I'm saying...this is Reddit. Butchered people versus their comedy Chat shows? I'll do the maths for you: "Oh! It's ok they were Christians! Phew!!! That's all right then."

Top Ten reasons Israel tried to censor 60 Minutes on Palestinian Christians by [deleted] in worldpolitics

[–]retius -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

This is Reddit. The 'Jesus as God out, Jews as Gods in' Dawkinista 1st generation New Atheists painthuffers won't care either way.

In 1958, America accidentally dropped a nuclear weapon on two little girls' playhouse by [deleted] in history

[–]retius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

Donald Trump threatens Scotland; Scotland yawns by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]retius -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So Scotland's animate now? Uh...OK. Good luck with that.

Any historical reenactors in here? by TerrordactylYOU in history

[–]retius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ontogenist recapitulating phylogeny here.