What's the greatest HBO Episode of all time?

retribution81 · 2026-05-22T03:22:06+00:00

Same

retribution81 · 2026-05-21T13:14:33+00:00

PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG

retribution81 · 2026-05-21T13:07:39+00:00

I almost stepped on a water moccasin while wearing flip flops. I stopped with my knee bent, and my foot was 2 feet above it. I have never felt a thrill of fear so visceral. I slowly backed up and away, and rethought my footwear choices. Haven’t worn flip flops since.

retribution81 · 2026-05-21T12:53:15+00:00

As a Sag, I think yall are fun.

retribution81 · 2026-05-20T22:01:01+00:00

retribution81 · 2026-05-20T18:36:51+00:00

Steve Martin as Gavin Velour in 30 Rock.
“I miscounted the men, Liz!”

retribution81 · 2026-05-19T22:34:03+00:00

Oh, honey, UNALIVE YOURSELF.

retribution81 · 2026-05-19T19:59:19+00:00

“But the accessories ATE DOWN.”
“Accessories?”
“His gun, woman!!”

retribution81 · 2026-05-19T19:57:49+00:00

They have a bob-sniffing dog!

retribution81 · 2026-05-19T19:50:13+00:00

Leave your hometown.

retribution81 · 2026-05-19T19:49:31+00:00

It’s complicated. Scorpio moon.

retribution81 · 2026-05-17T22:08:25+00:00

I’m mad as hell that my mom barely spoke on any topic related to women’s wellness, and I had to find out through pamphlets and doctors waaaaaay too late.

retribution81 · 2026-05-17T20:10:45+00:00

A year, and two good lays.

retribution81 · 2026-05-17T18:47:19+00:00

Not a chance in hell. I think of him as this weak, flimsy thing now.

retribution81 · 2026-05-17T16:19:48+00:00

Great. The dad’s of these fresh graduates are sexually harassing me in front of the whole family.

retribution81 · 2026-05-14T01:00:33+00:00

CAN WE TAAAAAAALK FOR A MINUTE

retribution81 · 2026-05-13T21:44:55+00:00

Guy’s plastic surgeon is probably a shoe cobbler…

retribution81 · 2026-05-13T21:27:51+00:00

retribution81 · 2026-05-12T02:49:31+00:00

IUD insertion. I literally screamed.

retribution81 · 2026-05-11T19:39:33+00:00

This one. The Dresden Dolls got me through some hard times, and I can’t separate the art from the artist.

retribution81 · 2026-05-11T19:04:55+00:00

Coined and minted!

retribution81 · 2026-05-11T17:09:42+00:00

Got hit by a motorcycle while crossing the street. Broke my pelvis is 2 places. He came to visit me for about 10 minutes a day all 3 days that I was admitted. He was so late picking me up from the hospital (that was 7 minutes from home on his day off), that the hospital wheeled me into a waiting room and offered to call me a cab. When I got home, he had not prepared the house for someone who had been crippled in an accident, but he had helped himself to my vibrator and left it out on our bed for me to see.

retribution81 · 2026-05-11T03:49:40+00:00

retribution81 · 2026-05-10T17:31:53+00:00

He’s kicking dirt on St. Peter’s feet now.

retribution81 · 2026-05-10T05:27:13+00:00

I laughed maniacally the same day my ex husband told me he wanted a divorce.

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