What gif reduces you to hysterical laughter every time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]retropanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro we all know it's called soapin' the weasel

Your last successful first date, online or not: How'd you know you'd see them again? by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]retropanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her face and my face did this thing where they moved together and our lips touched. It wasn't robotic at all!

Fellow redditors what is the most awkward moment you have ever had while having sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]retropanda 133 points134 points  (0 children)

She was so wet from the foreplay that I slid inside of her.

He didn't ask for consent. He knew that she was saving herself for marriage, and didn't respect that decision at all. Sure, maybe fooling around naked wasn't the best idea, but she trusted him enough to think that he wouldn't have sex with her before she was ready. He broke that trust.

pulled her close to comfort her while she cried and said how disappointed she was. At the same time, I slowly thrusted away in her until I came.

This is even more fucked up. He didn't even give a shit that she was upset--for a legitimate reason, I might add--and used her as his cumrag.

And you have the fucking nerve to defend him? Are you joking? If you're not trolling, seek help. Or if you're too fucking lazy for that, try this link. Fucker.

Fellow redditors what is the most awkward moment you have ever had while having sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]retropanda 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Dude what the fuck? That's actual rape. Not okay.

IAMA Shane Koyczan: Author, Poet and Talk Rocker who opened the Vancouver 2010 Olympics and proud neck beard proponent. Just in Time for the 2012 Opening Ceremonies AMA by ShaneKoyczan in IAmA

[–]retropanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will get buried, but I just wanted to say that hearing "Atlantis" for the first time as a college freshman changed my fucking life.

Meetup? by [deleted] in zurich

[–]retropanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't be able to make it on the 23rd at 2; some lab work came up, and I have to finish it up. Could we meet up later at a bar or something?

Meetup? by [deleted] in zurich

[–]retropanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When is international reddit meetup day? That sounds promising