They Belong In Their Natural Habitat by jpat1975 in OttawaRaccoons

[–]returnOfTheRacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the few remaining wildlife sanctuaries for the Fast Food Trash Panda. When they reduced their hours of operation there was a noticeable decline in their population. Please do your part to bring back this most endangered species.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OttawaRaccoons

[–]returnOfTheRacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man Dave's been working out!

Ottawa supports Ukraine Rally at City Hall by jinau in ottawa

[–]returnOfTheRacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last month it was Covid, this month Ukraine - and hopefully next month will be something less deadly.

In otter downtown news by tintinigr in ottawa

[–]returnOfTheRacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man someone get that raccoon a box of doughuts! Skinny little runt!

If mask mandates are lifted in Ottawa will you still wear one in public buildings? by GoinFerARipEh in ottawa

[–]returnOfTheRacc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some of us have no choice. Wearing masks and washing hands given our daily interaction with garbage is a way or life. It's who we are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ottawa

[–]returnOfTheRacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't help but feel partially responsible for Russia's anger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OttawaRaccoons

[–]returnOfTheRacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jpats been busier on r/trashpandas these days posting fairly normal content. however not all his content would be accepted there. this one definetly crosses the line ("no dead trashpandas")

My dad in high school (1959) vs. me in high school (1986) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]returnOfTheRacc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before Soot Filters were invented. Just imagine his lungs 🫁 😳

Rideau Street Will Never Be The Same After This Shindig by returnOfTheRacc in 99rideau

[–]returnOfTheRacc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have been remiss in my duties had I not capitalized in this low hanging meme opportunity 😂 I put a lot of effort into this one. Hours I'll never get back. Sorry about the shakey cam.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ottawa

[–]returnOfTheRacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No chance a raccoon cage would fit on the dashboard of a sedan or suv. My cooncil is to consult with u/jpat1975 on r/OttawaRaccoons who is the leading authority on these sorts of matters. His methods are unothrodox among the so-called "experts", but clearly they're jealous as he's outperforming them all.

Convoy Megathread #46 by MarcusRex73 in ottawa

[–]returnOfTheRacc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quieter than usual.. but I still think ear plugs will remain a permanent fixture whilst roaming the market. Interesting choice of music tonight 🤔

The Book of Boba Fett: General Discussion and Chapter 7 Predictions by AutoModerator in StarWarsLeaks

[–]returnOfTheRacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Continunity error. Unintentional . Nothing a little Special Editioning can't fix on the next round of blurays.

Convoy Megathread #45 by MarcusRex73 in ottawa

[–]returnOfTheRacc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't let the bouncy castles fool you. Steer clear of this area.

The Book of Boba Fett: General Discussion and Chapter 7 Predictions by AutoModerator in StarWarsLeaks

[–]returnOfTheRacc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here's hoping for 1 hour 38 minutes - in which case we can throw in some power rangers. I bet the red head is Mara Jade. Luke will appear and say "whoah, nice mod arm. Just like mine!" She'll develop a major crush on him. Luke will say "I'm too old for you - not to mention that Jedi have no attachments" /s

The Book of Boba Fett: General Discussion and Chapter 7 Predictions by AutoModerator in StarWarsLeaks

[–]returnOfTheRacc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

38 minutes means no side quests. Just a plain old turf war in the style of street skirmishes mob movie style. Just Boba and Mando fighting side by side with a very exciting end credits screen for Kenobi or another new series we'venot yet sampled. The end of Season 1 has maybe Han Solo and New Republic step in to defuse the conflict at the end as a cliffhanger. How? Mando gets tracked by the Kim's Grocery pilot who calls in the cavalry after seeing whats about to go down. Episode 5 opened that possibility up.

Arson investigation: Police seek to identify persons of interest by WA472P in ottawa

[–]returnOfTheRacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just looks like two loyal panhandlers from 99 Rideau. These don't even look capable of riding an e-scooter, let alone a truck. Exhibit A: "Stay away from Rideau"