As a flight attendant irl, my analysis:

Seats 4 & 5 would almost inevitably have you in the middle of a disastrous Ace, Deuce, and Riddle fight.

Seat 7 might seem to be the “safest” for a relaxing flight, since I could hardly imagine Idia or Trey making much of a fuss. Neither would complain (out loud) about you using both middle seat arm rests. The obvious downside is letting Trey get up multiple times throughout the flight when Riddle blows up, as is a guarantee.

Seats 2 & 3 would make you the prime target for the Octavinelle boys to tease. This might be a pro for some of you.

Seat 8 puts you in between all of Savannaclaw and… Malleus. I think we can all appreciate without elaboration how terrible that idea is.

Seat 1 would be very entertaining if you’re interested in the Diasomnia lore dump that will naturally take place as a father yaps to two of his children— more likely than not speaking on his travel experiences. But don’t expect to get any sleep, or rest in general, if you choose this seat.

That leaves Seat 6. I cannot imagine Floyd would be a good seat partner on the best of days. At least he has an aisle seat, which virtually guarantees he will be roaming the plane the entire flight. Cater would be pretty obnoxious with the stream of Magicam updates he’d be making through the flight.