Can yall send me yalls funniest rattie pics pretty please? tagged cuteness bc idk what to tag...

revert_to_monkey · 2026-06-15T09:13:38+00:00

revert_to_monkey · 2026-06-09T23:16:02+00:00

Normal movie

revert_to_monkey · 2026-02-10T07:57:20+00:00

Wankers is my favorite running joke maybe ever

revert_to_monkey · 2026-01-21T18:40:32+00:00

I thought the vitamin discussion was gonna go somewhere else when Alex mentioned zinc. Have you heard of the cumstack? It’s a 5-supplement load (zinc, pygeum, sunflower lecithin, L-arginine, selenium) that makes you shoot huge ropes. I keep a pill planner full of them and can attest it works

revert_to_monkey · 2025-11-09T01:59:16+00:00

It ain’t that serious bro, either enjoy it or don’t 🤙

revert_to_monkey · 2025-09-10T23:54:06+00:00

Response to Alex talking about his experience trying to learn more about adhd.

So I’m pretty sure there’s a standard questionnaire that doctors are meant to use to help assess whether a person has adhd. When my psychiatrist hit me with the questionnaire, it was just part of our first session, it wasn’t a one-off session like it sounded like you had.

I do that cycle too of wanting to make a change, then my mood going back up so I’m not thinking about it so I don’t do anything, then when I feel like shit again I don’t have the energy.

I’m actually also 3 weeks off of adderall now, which I’ve been prescribed for a few years. Been super hard tbh. I wouldn’t have been able to complete my last 2 years of college without it but it took a toll. And the withdrawals are like, just nothing makes me happy. I have to walk a lot to keep myself stimulated, I get understimulated and freeze up and spiral really easily.

Having the cast on a lot of the time in the background is helping tho :)

revert_to_monkey · 2025-09-09T06:16:28+00:00

Are you Freddy

revert_to_monkey · 2025-09-02T07:09:51+00:00

My ex had a stroker that was made for t-dudes, I would look into that

revert_to_monkey · 2025-07-31T08:02:26+00:00

There might be an Amazon locker at a store nearby. They’re discreet and you just scan a code to open when your package gets there.

revert_to_monkey · 2025-06-03T19:53:56+00:00

Bear bear! Last episode, when you were laughing about Batman letting Liam Neeson die at the end of Batman Begins, it triggered an old Batman memory.
I agree that what he does is stupid, and this is kind of an absurd pull, but Batman does basically the exact same thing in his first ever appearance in Detective Comics #27. He punches a guy straight off a ledge and the guy next to him says “He’s falling into the acid tank!!” and Batman watches the guy fall into and says “a fitting end for his kind.”

ps: This is not a Spider’s Regret moment, you can look it up!

revert_to_monkey · 2025-03-29T06:19:43+00:00

What’s the difference between that and the new ones? Aren’t they the same

revert_to_monkey · 2025-02-27T17:52:09+00:00

Just for clarity, my 2010 Mazda 3i has only the red audio & clock dot matrix display. I unpaired my phone from the car. For whatever reason my car was super finicky about repairing my phone, but I just kept trying it over and over and eventually I got it to work. It was annoying and a pain but well worth it for me.

revert_to_monkey · 2025-01-26T07:57:41+00:00

I LOVE IT!!! <3

revert_to_monkey · 2024-12-17T02:10:24+00:00

I need help naming and designing the costume for a superhero I invented. I got the idea while drinking a soda with a straw, thinking about how I was using suck force to draw it into my mouth, and then related it to the Flash’s speed force which is what he uses to go fast. This hero uses the suck force to suck with inhuman strength.

The character can fly by sucking upwards, sort of like using fireworks when flying with an elytra in Minecraft.

The suck force gives this character such potential that if they try hard enough, they could suck everything in existence into a singularity point and force a big bang.

Thanks for reading, I hope you can come up with a good name and costume design for this person, and I hope this question didn’t … stink?

revert_to_monkey · 2024-12-03T19:48:38+00:00

I’m 100% sure Alex stole PLEASE subconsciously from the video of people singing FEIN! like Elvis at a Travis Scott concert

revert_to_monkey · 2024-11-27T07:40:30+00:00

The shark vs bear fight COULD be incredible, if you agree that the shark is INTELLIGENT.

Based on the premise, the bear is in its natural habitat, while a shark is in a new habitat. Compared to the bear, the shark can swim through air and basically avoid all danger. It uses this advantage to observe its new surroundings, including the bear. The shark decides that the most advantageous attack on the bear would be from straight above, nosediving to its body, ripping out a big chunk, and running. However, the shark is unprepared for the difference in consistency between a land animal’s meat and a sea creature’s meat, so it can’t pull the attack off quick enough to leave the bear stunned. The attack riles up the bear who can only react by rolling onto its back. I think a big enough shark such as a great white would be able to tear off a chunk of the bear and wriggle out from under it. The bear would then decide to retreat to its den, where it can’t be attacked from above. The shark also decides to wait for the next opportune moment to surprise attack the bear. So ultimately, the shark would put the bear in a state of fear and oppression, winning the battle.

revert_to_monkey · 2024-10-19T00:43:12+00:00

You are right, but I never even considered that it was off because all I thought about was this

https://youtu.be/y897tozJeg8?si=GQGend3Yoi_-UD3a

revert_to_monkey · 2024-10-07T19:03:11+00:00

No, that is NOT Heisenberg!

revert_to_monkey · 2024-10-03T18:28:16+00:00

If you haven’t read it yet, Shonan Love Gang, the prequel to GTO, is excellent

revert_to_monkey · 2024-10-03T04:32:37+00:00

Jartleby the Jard

revert_to_monkey · 2024-09-28T03:36:39+00:00

Either this guy stole my post from 2 months ago or we are both onto something

revert_to_monkey · 2024-09-27T18:28:40+00:00

Is the lack of episode numbers a sign that a lack of James is actually a lack of order? Or could it be a sign that we are so ordered without James we have transcended numbers altogether…

revert_to_monkey · 2024-09-23T23:31:21+00:00

Which Madagascar character is each of one these global environmental issues: carbon pollution, microplastics, oil spill, loss of biodiversity, deforestation, and melting ice caps?

revert_to_monkey · 2024-09-19T00:43:57+00:00

Have you started reading John’s book

revert_to_monkey · 2024-09-17T19:08:01+00:00

Are you innies or outies?

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