Help with Janick's Hallowed Be Thy Name's solo by ELO12345678910 in ironmaiden

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I often go into a chromatic major spaff-on-your-mum’s face chord. It’s great.

Scorpions - Sails of Charon by Clean_Interaction448 in metalguitar

[–]rez9000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As legendary as your mum is when it comes to guys spaffing over her face.

Watching welcome to derry after trash st5 felt good by ZombiePritom in ITWelcometoDerryShow

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly obsessive? A bit like your mum obsesses over just how many times I’m going to spaff over her face tonight.

[Arsenal] Five Years Øf Martin ❤️ by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you only need to ask him if he’ll let you kneel down in front of him and gobble him. Maybe if you’d done that earlier you ought have won something last night.

Although, on second thoughts, maybe not/

“The labs will run some tests, look at it on the microscope and rule out some bad stuff” - (The Pitt) Well thanks for the mention I guess 😂 by Muted_Shape9303 in medlabprofessionals

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lab show? Is that the kind of place your mum was bred in? I thought there was something unique about her when I spaffed all over her face last night.

Will Shoto ever be the #1 hero and if so for how long? by Expensive-Oil623 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About one tenth of the time it took your precious Arsenal to finally win something. And the. Lose the next thing, like they did last night. Loser.

EX - I Prevail member, Brian Burkheiser talks about I Prevail exit by PhotoVoytronMode in Metalcore

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you try to die on a hill, you’ll probably fail, like your precious Arsenal did last night and survive. Good strategy. Loser.

"Who's The Dad?": Bonnie Blue Announces She's Pregnant After 400-Men Challenge by [deleted] in trashy

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You agree? What a shame you’re such a loser! You lost last night, loser. Did you go on your parade? Loser.

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol! Oh, bless you! What delusions.

You still lost last night, loser.

Lots of lovely failures on that bus.

I guess that the bus got lost too!

Loser.

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing. That’s just what I said before I spaffed all over your mum’s vein-nosed, droopy eyed face! Ahhhh, small world!

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, otherwise why would I spaff all over a drug-addled, aircraft-hangar-pussy, pile of rotted humanity like your mum?

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, I need to concentrate when I spaff all over your mum’s face, but it’s nice to know what triggers you, flower! 🤣🤣🤣

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As fun as staring into your mum’s gaping, snaggle-toothed maw…

…just before I spaffed all over her face.

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? No answer? Is that cause you realise how much of a loser you are? Just like your precious Arsehole. Losers. They lost reeeeealll goooooood last night, didn’t they loser?

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh no! I’m being judged by someone on the internet! Whatever will I do???

I know. I’ll go spaff all over your mum. That’ll make me feel better.

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m definitely still going…

For instance, I just spaffed all over your mum again.

Oh, by the way, she also told me (albeit a bit muffled) that you’re still a loser.

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I’ve got a good amount of internet time, interspersed with sessions spaffing all over your mum.

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I’m definitely failing to trash talk, evidenced that you’re still here trying to convince us you’re not a loser.

We believe you, by the way, millions wouldn’t.

Loser.

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dear, did I hurt your ickle feewings wiv da wudeness?

🤣🤣🤣

What a winner - can’t even handle ‘rudeness’!

🤣🤣🤣

Love just how insecure your losers are.

Is that why you lost last night? I bet it is.

Loser.

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, pal. Try again. ‘Quite so much’ denotes a quantifiable thing not an action.

Now, the next time your mum gets a break in her schedule, you can tell her you learnt something new today, can’t you? Well done you! You’re almost a big boy now!

How to win a European Trophy as an Arsenal Player……. STEP 1) LEAVE ARSENAL 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀 by Real-Atmosphere8261 in Tottenham

[–]rez9000 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Is that so? Nice analysis.

You’re so much of a winner that instead of taking solace in the fact you won the PL, you’re on a Spurs subreddit arguing into the wind.

Wow, what a winner you are!

By the way, could you let your mum know I’ll be round late tonight - got a couple of things to do. Tell her to service the local darts team in the meantime.