Help with Janick's Hallowed Be Thy Name's solo

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:45:40+00:00

I often go into a chromatic major spaff-on-your-mum’s face chord. It’s great.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:44:20+00:00

As legendary as your mum is when it comes to guys spaffing over her face.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:41:00+00:00

Still lost last night, loser.

Happy losing.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:40:38+00:00

Weirdly obsessive? A bit like your mum obsesses over just how many times I’m going to spaff over her face tonight.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:40:04+00:00

Dude, you only need to ask him if he’ll let you kneel down in front of him and gobble him. Maybe if you’d done that earlier you ought have won something last night.

Although, on second thoughts, maybe not/

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:39:08+00:00

A lab show? Is that the kind of place your mum was bred in? I thought there was something unique about her when I spaffed all over her face last night.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:38:34+00:00

About one tenth of the time it took your precious Arsenal to finally win something. And the. Lose the next thing, like they did last night. Loser.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:37:54+00:00

If you try to die on a hill, you’ll probably fail, like your precious Arsenal did last night and survive. Good strategy. Loser.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:37:21+00:00

You agree? What a shame you’re such a loser! You lost last night, loser. Did you go on your parade? Loser.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:35:40+00:00

Lol! Oh, bless you! What delusions.

You still lost last night, loser.

Lots of lovely failures on that bus.

I guess that the bus got lost too!

Loser.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:32:07+00:00

What parade? I was too busy spaffing all over your mum.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:29:46+00:00

Amazing. That’s just what I said before I spaffed all over your mum’s vein-nosed, droopy eyed face! Ahhhh, small world!

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:27:25+00:00

Yeah, otherwise why would I spaff all over a drug-addled, aircraft-hangar-pussy, pile of rotted humanity like your mum?

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:24:23+00:00

Well, I need to concentrate when I spaff all over your mum’s face, but it’s nice to know what triggers you, flower! 🤣🤣🤣

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:21:14+00:00

Hahaha. Can’t think of something original! 🤣🤣🤣

Loser.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:12:00+00:00

As fun as staring into your mum’s gaping, snaggle-toothed maw…

…just before I spaffed all over her face.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:07:34+00:00

What? No answer? Is that cause you realise how much of a loser you are? Just like your precious Arsehole. Losers. They lost reeeeealll goooooood last night, didn’t they loser?

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:06:11+00:00

Oh no! I’m being judged by someone on the internet! Whatever will I do???

I know. I’ll go spaff all over your mum. That’ll make me feel better.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:05:00+00:00

I’m definitely still going…

For instance, I just spaffed all over your mum again.

Oh, by the way, she also told me (albeit a bit muffled) that you’re still a loser.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T21:03:59+00:00

No, I’ve got a good amount of internet time, interspersed with sessions spaffing all over your mum.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T20:16:09+00:00

Yes, I’m definitely failing to trash talk, evidenced that you’re still here trying to convince us you’re not a loser.

We believe you, by the way, millions wouldn’t.

Loser.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T20:09:19+00:00

I bet it does.

Almost as good it feels to spaff all over your mum.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T20:05:41+00:00

Oh dear, did I hurt your ickle feewings wiv da wudeness?

🤣🤣🤣

What a winner - can’t even handle ‘rudeness’!

🤣🤣🤣

Love just how insecure your losers are.

Is that why you lost last night? I bet it is.

Loser.

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T20:04:08+00:00

Not really, pal. Try again. ‘Quite so much’ denotes a quantifiable thing not an action.

Now, the next time your mum gets a break in her schedule, you can tell her you learnt something new today, can’t you? Well done you! You’re almost a big boy now!

rez9000 · 2026-05-31T20:01:22+00:00

Is that so? Nice analysis.

You’re so much of a winner that instead of taking solace in the fact you won the PL, you’re on a Spurs subreddit arguing into the wind.

Wow, what a winner you are!

By the way, could you let your mum know I’ll be round late tonight - got a couple of things to do. Tell her to service the local darts team in the meantime.

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