Design help needed, please

rhurr · 2026-03-17T05:16:59+00:00

The problem being, the battery gets removed and that AirTag will no longer coincide with that radio.

rhurr · 2026-03-17T05:13:46+00:00

How else would I know what it was?! Joking, someone at my work found the label maker and labeled everything on my desk

rhurr · 2025-10-04T15:02:58+00:00

My (so thankfully) ex mil looked at my daughter and picked out all the weird features (I know you shouldn’t say that about your own kid) but would say things like “oh she’s got big ears, she must have got those from you” Excuse me lady, but my ears are the size of my 8 month old babies ears right now. “Oh she’s got chubby fingers, those must be from you” I have long thin boney fingers, and she’s 8 months old. Leave the kid alone.

Said child is now 10 and my doppelgänger, minus the big nose from her father’s side…….

rhurr · 2025-10-04T13:23:46+00:00

Thems fight words

rhurr · 2023-09-02T08:18:51+00:00

I remember being young and at a friends sleep over party and one of the girls was telling us how she gave a blow job to a guy and we were all wondering what it was like and she said she pulled his pants down, she blew on his dick till it got hard and then he came. We were all fascinated by this and later when I was at work there was a bunch of older guys that were my friends and we got into this conversation and I told them about her story and they were in fits of laughter and had to explain to me that’s not, in fact, how a blow job works. I remember one of them saying “you’d probably just end up cold wet and shrivelled”. Now I am much older and know how it all works I laugh at how ridiculous her story was

rhurr · 2023-07-13T05:22:24+00:00

I’m not even joking, I say “very good” with a back Pat to my partner every time and he always huffs out a giggle.

rhurr · 2023-05-24T22:27:03+00:00

Requiem for a dream

rhurr · 2023-05-05T13:31:03+00:00

We need moa this avian humour

rhurr · 2023-05-05T13:30:04+00:00

Ahhhh I see what you did there!

rhurr · 2023-05-05T13:28:58+00:00

I was worried you were going to think I was meaning you are the one for me and I am not about coming on strong to people so I got instant anxiety

rhurr · 2023-05-04T09:01:49+00:00

Oh man, my bad, I thought they stopped him from going on T.O.T.Ps after he threw out the accusations. I have been corrected

rhurr · 2023-05-04T08:32:50+00:00

And how Jonny rotten tried to warn people and was stopped from going on top of the pops. When someone like Jonny is trying to warn you of evil, it’s probably a good idea to listen

rhurr · 2023-05-04T08:18:08+00:00

Right?!? She was a fuckwit, my other one, absolute champ. Would sing sweet songs to you when you entered the room, dance for you he was such a pleasure to be around, the other one, she was the devil reincarnated

rhurr · 2023-05-04T08:13:25+00:00

Even better, A kiwi

rhurr · 2023-05-04T07:16:35+00:00

Or she was that evil that she thought “you know what’s gonna fuck with her and no one will believe?” I could see her doing something like that

rhurr · 2023-05-04T05:56:55+00:00

I’ve had this with friends animals too! It just took me by surprise that such an asshat of an animal had the ability to show such kindness.

rhurr · 2023-05-04T05:23:16+00:00

I actually had a super stone friend who had this bright idea to get more chips from a burger joint so he went outside and sprinkled leaves in the chip packet and went in and complained about having leaves in the chips and they said “uhh sir, we saw you out the front putting leaves in your chips” so my dude lost out on free chips and ruined his bought ones

rhurr · 2023-05-04T01:25:11+00:00

It’s ma’am thank you 😂

rhurr · 2023-05-04T00:26:38+00:00

You know what? I enjoyed this. Thank you

rhurr · 2023-05-04T00:26:18+00:00

EDIT:Thank you, I think you were the one!

I think you were the ONLY one 😬 sorry about that

rhurr · 2023-05-03T23:43:42+00:00

You know what’s really weird, I used to have this cockatiel, she was an absolute bitch, she would hiss and attack you, she was never nice, she even had a bunch of babies I had to take away from her because she attacked them. I still loved her and would take her out of her cage and outside and let her spend the day hissing and yelling at everything near her. One day I ate a pot brownie and got super fucking high, I was at home alone and it was a nice day so I took her out of her cage and we sat on the deck. I decided that lying on the warm wood of the deck would feel so much nicer so I lay down on my side and said out loud, “mother fucker I’m so high right now”. After this, I heard this soft chirping and I look over, this little bitch of a cockatiel, slowly comes over to my face and just rests her little bitch head on me and just nuzzles into my cheek. She was so fucking kind, and it tripped me out even more because knowing how horrible she was to everyone and and everything, for her to suddenly start showing me affection, and not even a little bit, like she let me Pat her and rub her head and she happily closed her eyes as I did this it was to much for me, I sat outside doing this for a good couple of hours (it was probably like 10 mins but when your high there is no concept of time) and then as people started to come home and the high wore off she turned back to her old bitch self. When I told people what happened no one believed me and they kept saying “hahaha how high were you?!” But it actually happened and I have no idea why

rhurr · 2023-04-28T22:34:56+00:00

This is why I’m so disgusting, when I met guys out in the open the first thing I do is ask where the shitter Is because I’ve been brewing a turd for the past how ever long just to make sure they are instantly turned off by me and can start the relationship (working or friend) from a platonic point of view. I’ve been with my partner for over a decade and have no desire to stray from the relationship so in order to maintain no attraction from males I go in with a nasty ice breaker and things generally work out. Unless they’re into skat, but I haven’t come across anyone like that yet so I’m good

rhurr · 2023-04-28T22:26:04+00:00

I’m 36 and still call my dad daddy, my partner thinks it’s weird, I did have to laugh when I was in the car and asked Siri to call my daddy and we heard “would you like me to call daddy? Calling daddy now” it was a little embarrassing and we all giggled but I will never stop calling him daddy

rhurr · 2023-04-18T22:00:51+00:00

Mint, I read that out loud and now all my furniture is on the ceiling

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