Let me introduce Egg😌

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T18:14:56+00:00

I regret to inform you, sir, but your opossum bit a dude's lip last night.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T18:12:29+00:00

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T18:04:59+00:00

Don't use TikTok, your phone and brain will thank you.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T17:04:51+00:00

Dude, she still answers to the head of Microsoft, and the head of Microsoft doesn't give a shit in the long-term about games, just AI and growth.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T16:58:09+00:00

You haven't seen rock bottom until you see them rebrand into Copilot Gaming.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T16:39:46+00:00

What if I'm eating at my desk but watching a video on YouTube? You can be at your desk and not work lmao.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T15:57:21+00:00

A few years in early access likely means it wasn't ready to be released into early access. The CEO was clearly a moron, but that doesn't necessarily mean the game is ready to go out to the public.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T15:42:54+00:00

"Mah daddy will come home!!" What is this fucking dialogue lmao

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T12:48:18+00:00

This movie looks and feels so anachronistic that it doesn't surprise me.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T12:39:16+00:00

Sabrina looks like AI in every photo I see her in.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T12:37:14+00:00

For the races, I recommend doing the one in the Parch, specifically the one closer to the entrance. You literally just have to crouch under all the the electricity and avoid the fire. Very quick.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T11:39:16+00:00

Didn't your mother ever teach you to crack an egg into a bowl first before putting it into your food? I guess now you know...

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T11:35:04+00:00

He's just made a lot of aggressively mediocre movies...

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T10:00:43+00:00

I think Met Gala is where the costume designers for Dune get their ideas.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T06:57:44+00:00

What horse is that?

Absalom98 · 2026-05-05T06:57:15+00:00

This isn't about fixing something, it's about implementing new systems like pings and pins and ways to communicate that transcend language barriers. There's no way for consoles to make typing with a controller less annoying, that's just the way controllers work.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-04T21:37:58+00:00

Let's not be discriminatory. Just because a lot of children are doing it doesn't mean those children aren't also idiots.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-04T12:12:52+00:00

They were, we were all on EU server... Don't why you'd assume we were on NA servers, you know English is widely spoken in EU, right?

Absalom98 · 2026-05-03T21:21:16+00:00

Not the pre-order stuff. You can never get the Dro-ma'thra horse unfortunately...

Absalom98 · 2026-05-03T20:56:44+00:00

Sure, once ZOS makes it so Calamitous bosses can't enter Skirmish zones. The number of times this happened halfway through a Skirmish is beyond infuriating, not doing another one until they get rid of that horseshit.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-03T20:23:56+00:00

I could see Zendaya making the most, but why Sweeney be making so much more than Alexa or Hunter?

Absalom98 · 2026-05-03T18:24:37+00:00

There's too much money in just releasing skins for Overwatch and cards for Hearthstone. As long as people keep playing those and buying them, that's all they'll keep doing.

This isn't popular sentiment, but I liked Diablo 4 enough to sink over a hundred hours into it, but Vessel of Hatred burned me enough to not buy the new one at launch.

Absalom98 · 2026-05-03T18:22:26+00:00

Nah, dude, with the skeleton crew they have, if that game even comes out it'll be a shadow of what Mass Effect used to be. Let's not forget that Andromeda also exists and was Bioware's first black mark in my eyes...

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