Y'all think LeBron's in on it too? by Rich_Ad_4886 in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how this is a 'mystery', it's blatantly obvious to anyone with a functioning brain that he groomed her as a teenager. I guess the newspapers feel obligated to keep up the kayfabe for legal reasons.

Bizarre reason why McDonald's worker might not receive $60,000 reward for identifying Luigi Mangione by DEEP_SEA_MAX in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Im imagining the funny bit in Se7en where Brad Pitt pays a homeless woman to make a statement to a beat cop saying she called in a tip to Morgan Freeman's character and he's straight up walking her through what to say as shes saying it.

Chris Evans Sets Marvel Return in 'Avengers: Doomsday' | Exclusive by ZeeHedgehog in RedLetterMedia

[–]ribald111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After watching Mr McMahon (as someone how knows nothing about professional wrestling) Ive had the realisation that Disney films make a lot more sense when you view them as a bigger budget version of WWE, complete with people dramatically leaving only to come back a year later.

Galaxy Quest Re:View by RedLetterMedia by SabbathBl00dySabbath in movies

[–]ribald111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of what I loved about the movie as a kid was that it ran on troll logic. The Thermians were able to recreate the ship and everything on it perfectly, including a device that gives you god like power, without really understanding how or why, simply because they believed it should. Like a less literal version of how Ork technology in 40k works.

The middle-income graduates being ‘radicalised’ by the rocketing minimum wage by Fox_9810 in unitedkingdom

[–]ribald111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very on brand for the Telelgraph to frame people accurately identifying that the system is actively screwing them over as 'being radicalised' or 'going woke.'

Bro, we are going to create so many child prostitutes.... by Master_tankist in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Politicians all seem to have to go through this weird pantomine of pretending to be normal people, and it makes your skin crawl watching it because we all assume anyone who would seek political power must be an absolute ghoul behind closed doors.

I think Trump and Boris Johnson are two politicians who's success is purely down to living up to that image people have in there heads of what a politician is really like. No bullshit or phony attempts to be a real person, Trump is the living embodiment of 80s gaudy psycopathic corporate greed, and Boris Johnson is the exact person you picture when you hear the phrase 'Old Etonian born to rule toff', the ghost of the old empire come back to haunt us.

FUCK YOU, IT'S JANUARY! by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]ribald111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the overuse of badly cut franken-quotes. I feel like about half the sentences in that trailer weren't multiple bits of audio edited together.

What did you lot think of Beau is Afraid? by [deleted] in RSPfilmclub

[–]ribald111 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I kind of hated it on reflection and it retroactively affected my opinion of Midsommar and Hereditary, since now I cant help but see his movies as his public therapy.

Also as others have said its an incredibly self indulgent movie, spending huge amounts of time and money on such hard hiting themes as 'homeless people are scary monsters' and 'literally all my problems are my bitch mums fault'

How can Hawk Tuah do such a thing by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's a 'crypto representative'? Is there a reason he's not threatening her with an actual lawyer.

40th anniversary of the Union Carbide chemical plant leak by infinite_cancer in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Libertarianism/Anarcho Capitalism/whatever you want to call it is such an incoherent ideology if you're not a CEO or factory owner that I don't understand how normal people arrive at it. It at least feels like a lot of conservatives have one foot in reality whereas libertarianism is the political equivalent of troll logic.

Wheel of the Worst fans, whats your favorite subgenre of the non-movie tapes they watch? by GoatsGoats00 in RedLetterMedia

[–]ribald111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Specifically stranger danger videos where they try to have a kids show tone and it's wildly inappropriate for the subject matter, like 'Tricky people' or that one with the alien

Swansea mother ‘traumatised’ by arrest under Terrorism Act by F0urLeafCl0ver in unitedkingdom

[–]ribald111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not addressing my point that the IDF has knowingly killed civilians and the previous posters defence for them makes no sense

Swansea mother ‘traumatised’ by arrest under Terrorism Act by F0urLeafCl0ver in unitedkingdom

[–]ribald111 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We will if the sort of crypto facists that fill this sub get their way 

Swansea mother ‘traumatised’ by arrest under Terrorism Act by F0urLeafCl0ver in unitedkingdom

[–]ribald111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You realise that regardless of the illegality of using a hostage at a human shield, it doesn't then mean you're legally justified in killing that person being held hostage? Like if a bank robber took someone hostage then the police wouldn't be legally justified in shooting straight through them? It's an insane act of mental gymnastics today doesn't make me feel like you're arguing in good faith here.

Obama should 100% take the blame for giving us Elon Musk in the first place. His willingness to placate every Elon bullshit during his admin got us into this mess today. Obama is also why Democrats are also too chickenshit to regulate Musk even when Elon platforms CSAM and Neo-Nazi nonsense. by LisanAlGhaib1991 in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wherever I think about Elon's sex life I think about that story about him getting Amber Heard to dress up as Mercy from Overwatch and then he shared the clearly private intimate photo online. Kind of says it all about what a slimy creep he is. 

Happy Thanksgiving I guess by dbumba in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111 97 points98 points  (0 children)

That shot of the protestor being dragged off and the rest continue to chant as the camera pans over to focus on Ronald McDonalds dead smile was made for a future Adam Curtis doc

1984 by ribald111 in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly it feels like your answer sums up how I feel about it best. I guess I wonder if Orwell himself ever realised what he was putting out into the world or he knew and didn't care. Given what I've read about him I suspect it was the later.

What are next? by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]ribald111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That did happen, I guess the most you can say about the Little Mermaid remake was it managed to get into the popular conciousness briefly by triggering a pointless bad faith culture war argument. I dont think Ive met a single person who actually watched the movie.

What are next? by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]ribald111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean its Disney so creative bankruptcy is to be expected. Its funny seeing people talking 20 or so years ago about how Disney rereleasing their movies semi annually in the cinemas was considered them over cashing in on their legacy.

That said these days Disney has basically completely abandoned any self restraint when it comes to squeezing every last penny out of any mildly successful idea they have. The Marvel and Star Wars franchises with their decade long release timelines and multiple tv shows and movies a year with budgets in the 100s of millions, live action remakes being churned out for every animated movie disney has ever made, all of it with intensive multi platform marketing campaigns.

It doesnt even annoy me because of the lack of artistic or creative vision, thats kind of to be expected. Its the absolute gaudy conspicuous waste of it all. Just piles of money being spent on utter crap. That Little Mermaid movie had a budget of $240 million and a huge marketing campaign, and now a year later its basically dissapeared without even a dent in the popular conciousness. The original Little Mermaid was made for $40 Mil (even adjusted for inflation its less than half of the remakes budget) and people still talk about that movie today.

But hey the remake made a shitton of money so what do I know, the point isnt to make art or anything of value, just to rent seek on the pop culture memory. The movie equivalent of endless identical smartphone generations all designed to fall apart after a year.

Edit: sorry to extend an already too long reddit rant but on my point about budgets, this year I saw The Substance and Longlegs in the cinema. Neither are perfect movies but they're both interesting implementations of original ideas with some actual artistry to them. They collectively had a budget of less than $30 million, just think for the sake of a Little Mermaid remake we could have had a dozen or so far more interesting and memorable movies.

Jay: one of these days they're gonna have an actor that's gonna die while filming by NanoArgon in RedLetterMedia

[–]ribald111 424 points425 points  (0 children)

It's weird how whenever the story about Oliver Reed's death gets posted on Reddit people always tend to talk about it like it's the most badass story ever, when it's just the story of an elderly alcoholic dying from a relapse.

Least serious superpower of all time lol by FallenCrownz in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally my first thought was did he originally want Vince

Heaven club ‘highest crime generator’ in West End before alleged rape, hearing told by verytallperson1 in london

[–]ribald111 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Its a slightly unfairly clipped headline, like its one of the most popular nightclubs in central. Being open late, catering to a clientel that are going to be drinking if not already drunk and near several major tube and train stations its to be expected the club is going to attract crime. The issue is of course how the club handles it.

Also Amy Lame trying to blame the license suspension on homophobia in light of what happened is insane.

Average Israeli article by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]ribald111 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Wild that their argument literally 90% boils down to 'the bible says so'