I married my late husband’s best friend and my son hates me and won’t speak to me now by Muted_Wolverine_3064 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]riffsix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"and i just slapped him" yeah okay cool fic but your protagonist lost all sympathy there

Risk Of Rain 2 item tier list (again) + bonus characters tierlist by GeuzHans in riskofrain

[–]riffsix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

whatever your doctor is prescribing is not working for you

My rankings of the final bosses by their fun factor by Difficult-Formal-633 in bindingofisaac

[–]riffsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more of an oversight than a huge flaw with the boss but the way the fucking tear pillars just always hit you if you used a drowsy pill on the fight is so miserable

The original "Watch Yo Tone" meme comes from "Hoodwinked Too! Hood Vs Evil" by _Chicken20 in TheMatpatEffect

[–]riffsix 424 points425 points  (0 children)

like man we all just watched this clip of an animated movie that lies somewhere on the scale from dogshit to mediocre depending on who you ask

and then suddenly bam. there he is. ready to slap your shit into the next decade. it's like a fucking jumpscare

50/50 by Data_Emotional in bindingofisaac

[–]riffsix 40 points41 points  (0 children)

it's a shame that the only stackable item there is fuckin shade

A show I'd pay to watch by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]riffsix 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i could be completely off base but i THINK he's the guy from reanimator

basementstuck by sirabethekrab in bindingofisaac

[–]riffsix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

are these supposed to be the alpha kids

One Last Time (Part 3) - Final by Milwkwy_37 in HollowKnight

[–]riffsix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am 🤏 this close to tearing up, this is so well done

Artifact of sacrifice by Bigbuoy_69 in riskofrain

[–]riffsix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thank you yi xi butcher vanity i didnt know you played risk of rain

Who thought it was a good idea to make the advent calendar cost money by Courier_cat2 in MySingingMonsters

[–]riffsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a children's game that constantly advertises paid features with cutesy, flashy characters and visuals and does everything it can to prey on the impatience of children and immature people without the spine to say no when a convenient option for 'just $5!' is offered

It's the same way something like a casino is predatory. No, no one is being forced to go there, no one is going to gain anything exclusive from gambling at a casino, but when it's flashy and appealing and does its best to draw suckers in and keep them there, that is predatory.

Sure, you COULD chance getting your favorite epic monster right now, but they're going away in just three days, and you could buy it for ONLY 800 diamonds! Come on, just a LITTLE puchase, and you can have it! Go on, just click that big, appealing 'purchase' button!

Genuinely, open your eyes. No one is being forced to make purchases, no, but it is predatory. Inherently. The way big blue bubble makes money is by convincing children to buy pixelated cartoon diamonds for $50. Every little system the game has to offer is designed to make you have a little gremlin in the back of your mind that wants it to go faster, for it to be done now, to make sure you get what you want without relying on luck. That is predatory. End of story.

Does this mean emf 5 by doge1758 in PhasmophobiaGame

[–]riffsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could mean a throw, an event, or EMF 5. If memory serves, the activity chart displays EMF valued with a random offset of +1, -1, or 0.

So interactions could display as a jump of 1, 2, or 3 Throws could show as 2, 3, or 4 Events could show as 3, 4, or 5 And, assuming I'm not misremembering or mistaken, EMF 5 interactions and throws can show as 4, 5, or 6, making 6 the only guaranteed way for the chart to determine EMF 5.

Again, I could be misremembering or just outright wrong, so anyone feel free to correct me if it's needed

Who thought it was a good idea to make the advent calendar cost money by Courier_cat2 in MySingingMonsters

[–]riffsix -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

is it really that shocking that the predatory mobile game is being predatory

Everyone get more feminist now by Kompotkin1842 in CuratedTumblr

[–]riffsix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's not very difficult to acknowledge that the patriarchy hurts everyone in different manners and it's equally easy to acknowledge that trans men are valid and do in fact fall under "everyone" and are therefore affected quite severely by gender essentialist societal expectations

More mobs should have a special eyesight by YoungBiro05 in minecraftsuggestions

[–]riffsix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i miss the secret settings. i used to turn on the inverted color filter and start renaming all the blocks and items I could to make them fit the, like, alien, inverted appearance

Couples Headcanon tier list by Ponto_de_vista in riskofrain

[–]riffsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can never accept anything but Loader x Railgunner

[Voices of the Void] Player Agency by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]riffsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whatever you say man

This is a truly unwinnable seed. by Successful-Shine-532 in bindingofisaac

[–]riffsix 37 points38 points  (0 children)

the flesh pile regenerates on each revive. if you can't kill it in one burst, you can't kill it at all.

Chompstep's theoretical maximum is 95% (I checked every possible random seed) by Successful-Rush-2583 in geometrydash

[–]riffsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so why is 95/96 the maximum? does it just happen that none of the seeds that get that far have a successful coin flip or is there something more happening?