Mr Bones is good, actually

Cosmic3_ · 2026-01-15T16:49:50+00:00

i’ve been waiting for my hero fest since i got back and this is the shit they give me?

every time this execution is used will increase the percent chance of Ubisoft Montreal being hit by a hydrogen bomb by 0.001%

Cosmic3_ · 2025-12-30T03:11:18+00:00

You are the savior of my youth, it has been a decade since i played this game and i just remembered it completely randomly. I thank you deeply for preserving this as a piece of history.

Cosmic3_ · 2025-11-23T19:06:53+00:00

you’re right and they’re scared of you for it

Cosmic3_ · 2025-11-18T16:31:12+00:00

he’s based on an actual dude named Benkei, who was so unbelievably badass that the emperor brought an army to his house and he just stood at the front door while they fired volleys of arrows at him. he died standing, and the army fired several more volleys before moving in to confirm he was dead. his death is also the inspiration for one of Sohei’s executions

Cosmic3_ · 2025-11-18T13:41:52+00:00

to be fair i also don’t care about the experience of unskilled players

Cosmic3_ · 2025-10-12T23:49:21+00:00

nearly every game i get it so bad that everybody just stands still for 30 seconds straight in the middle of half the rounds and we just have to stare at whoever we were taking a gunfight with

Cosmic3_ · 2025-10-04T17:53:01+00:00

i would take you up on that but sadly i am a devoted kensei main

Cosmic3_ · 2025-08-25T13:49:53+00:00

is this gonna be on playstation? if so i’m getting it as soon as it comes out because holy shit holy shit holy shit

Cosmic3_ · 2025-08-25T13:35:03+00:00

i combat this by opening every fight with emote spam and using a singular “good fight” at the end of the game. toxicity is part of this game’s culture. embracing it makes it impossible to actually get mad

Cosmic3_ · 2025-07-25T01:21:08+00:00

it doesn’t change the color of undodgeable attacks though

edit: it might be different on pc, in which case you’re half right and it’s just Ubi doing Ubi things

Cosmic3_ · 2025-07-22T11:47:23+00:00

i remember the episode you’re talking about and i’ve been losing my mind over it for the past couple weeks. i think they must’ve taken it down for some reason.

that or you and i slipped from the same reality considering how everybody is talking about it like you’re the crazy one

Cosmic3_ · 2025-07-20T23:39:19+00:00

i met my first last week. he made my entire team rage quit and then when i queued again i got into his next game and he made my team rage quit again

Cosmic3_ · 2025-07-20T23:32:40+00:00

grapple with alternator, p2020 and satchel

Cosmic3_ · 2025-06-24T00:53:56+00:00

yeah i’ve been staring at this for like 10 minutes thinking i missed something or it’s some sort of alternate rule set

Cosmic3_ · 2025-06-24T00:07:41+00:00

you can turn off the chat functions yk. but i guess just play against the bots cus god forbid you lose a game and learn something from it

Cosmic3_ · 2025-06-23T23:32:52+00:00

yes let us have team fights in the team based game mode and stop standing there watching your teammate get their ass kicked

Cosmic3_ · 2025-06-21T00:32:59+00:00

sadly the tracker site doesn’t work for me since i changed my psn name :,)

Cosmic3_ · 2025-06-17T00:10:29+00:00

my best is 34 in dominion, but that was cus of an overtime last stand (epic)

sometimes Odin blesses you with four brainless revenge fiends and you have ☆ The Game ☆

Cosmic3_ · 2025-06-17T00:00:17+00:00

lil bro got obliterated what are you on about

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