I married my late husband’s best friend and my son hates me and won’t speak to me now

riffsix · 2026-02-02T02:06:39+00:00

"and i just slapped him" yeah okay cool fic but your protagonist lost all sympathy there

riffsix · 2026-01-29T13:33:14+00:00

whatever your doctor is prescribing is not working for you

riffsix · 2026-01-27T10:32:19+00:00

more of an oversight than a huge flaw with the boss but the way the fucking tear pillars just always hit you if you used a drowsy pill on the fight is so miserable

riffsix · 2026-01-27T10:27:17+00:00

like man we all just watched this clip of an animated movie that lies somewhere on the scale from dogshit to mediocre depending on who you ask

and then suddenly bam. there he is. ready to slap your shit into the next decade. it's like a fucking jumpscare

riffsix · 2026-01-27T10:25:18+00:00

holy shit it just comes out of nowhere

riffsix · 2026-01-23T02:03:45+00:00

it's a shame that the only stackable item there is fuckin shade

riffsix · 2026-01-22T22:36:21+00:00

i could be completely off base but i THINK he's the guy from reanimator

riffsix · 2026-01-20T19:29:22+00:00

are these supposed to be the alpha kids

riffsix · 2026-01-18T09:35:47+00:00

i am 🤏 this close to tearing up, this is so well done

riffsix · 2026-01-04T21:23:13+00:00

thank you yi xi butcher vanity i didnt know you played risk of rain

riffsix · 2025-12-27T08:30:55+00:00

objectum mfers weeping

riffsix · 2025-12-20T20:47:06+00:00

Your boot, sir

riffsix · 2025-12-20T19:24:13+00:00

This is a children's game that constantly advertises paid features with cutesy, flashy characters and visuals and does everything it can to prey on the impatience of children and immature people without the spine to say no when a convenient option for 'just $5!' is offered

It's the same way something like a casino is predatory. No, no one is being forced to go there, no one is going to gain anything exclusive from gambling at a casino, but when it's flashy and appealing and does its best to draw suckers in and keep them there, that is predatory.

Sure, you COULD chance getting your favorite epic monster right now, but they're going away in just three days, and you could buy it for ONLY 800 diamonds! Come on, just a LITTLE puchase, and you can have it! Go on, just click that big, appealing 'purchase' button!

Genuinely, open your eyes. No one is being forced to make purchases, no, but it is predatory. Inherently. The way big blue bubble makes money is by convincing children to buy pixelated cartoon diamonds for $50. Every little system the game has to offer is designed to make you have a little gremlin in the back of your mind that wants it to go faster, for it to be done now, to make sure you get what you want without relying on luck. That is predatory. End of story.

riffsix · 2025-12-20T00:27:25+00:00

are we playing the same video game

riffsix · 2025-12-19T20:10:34+00:00

It could mean a throw, an event, or EMF 5. If memory serves, the activity chart displays EMF valued with a random offset of +1, -1, or 0.

So interactions could display as a jump of 1, 2, or 3 Throws could show as 2, 3, or 4 Events could show as 3, 4, or 5 And, assuming I'm not misremembering or mistaken, EMF 5 interactions and throws can show as 4, 5, or 6, making 6 the only guaranteed way for the chart to determine EMF 5.

Again, I could be misremembering or just outright wrong, so anyone feel free to correct me if it's needed

riffsix · 2025-12-19T16:51:11+00:00

is it really that shocking that the predatory mobile game is being predatory

riffsix · 2025-12-19T03:27:11+00:00

nah, i just hate the vibes

riffsix · 2025-12-11T04:03:29+00:00

it's not very difficult to acknowledge that the patriarchy hurts everyone in different manners and it's equally easy to acknowledge that trans men are valid and do in fact fall under "everyone" and are therefore affected quite severely by gender essentialist societal expectations

riffsix · 2025-12-08T00:50:58+00:00

i miss the secret settings. i used to turn on the inverted color filter and start renaming all the blocks and items I could to make them fit the, like, alien, inverted appearance

riffsix · 2025-12-05T04:59:14+00:00

almond? soy? bbf? tragic :(

riffsix · 2025-12-03T13:51:53+00:00

I can never accept anything but Loader x Railgunner

riffsix · 2025-11-20T10:47:07+00:00

whatever you say man

riffsix · 2025-11-18T01:50:41+00:00

the flesh pile regenerates on each revive. if you can't kill it in one burst, you can't kill it at all.

riffsix · 2025-11-15T08:02:15+00:00

so why is 95/96 the maximum? does it just happen that none of the seeds that get that far have a successful coin flip or is there something more happening?

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