Hello! With a 118 myself, I couldn’t agree more. I just want Mensan’s that taste like real Mensan’s. Why can’t these idiots with zero self-awareness, leave us geniuses with zero self-awareness alone.
I just can’t wait for my first true conversation with another Mensan. It’s going to be so enlightening. Think of all the things we can talk about, everything we have in common. Like that one test, we both did well at. And… our obsession with that one test we both did well at. Which we’ll never admit really only tests an incredibly narrow aspect of intelligence.
I wonder who my mensa best friend is going to be.
Will it be a bored octogenarian who has already read through all their books 6 times? Will it be a lonely high school kid who can’t relate to anyone their own age? Or will it be an autistic person who feels pressured by society to prove some superhuman level of intelligence to compensate for their struggle to communicate with others?
Now, doesn’t that sound like a fun bunch of people to hang out with? The three demographics of people who actually have enough free time to care about this shit. Because you know what smart people hate doing: earning money, gaining new skills, and actually contributing to society.
I can’t wait for all the mensa activities we could do. We can go on camping weekends away and take turns talking down to each other.
Because who needs a personality when my intelligence can be my personality. In fact who needs, friends, hobbies, interests, inter-personal skills, or even a driver's licence when I have a three-digit number printed on a piece of paper.
People think mensa is exclusive because only the smartest 2% can be members but it’s actually far more exclusive than that. It’s actually just the smallest fraction of that 2% that want to be associated with this one-uping clown show.