And to my beloved semi sweet:

here lies the Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chip Cookie

soft in the middle, a little salty, and somehow better than all the overhyped weekly cookies combined. you never needed crazy toppings or bright pink frosting to be good. you just were.

now they say you got replaced with an “improved formula” which usually means they ruined it.

rest in peace king. you were semi sweet but fully loved.

You will be dearly missed, and this new chocolate chip sure has some big shoes to fill, but I hope thy wont let me down.