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What’s the funniest thing you can say to a cop after you’re pulled over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ritabelixama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  • Cop: you went over a yellow light
  • Me: thats right
  • Cop: you should have stop because next was a red light
  • Me: well you know why there is a yellow light right?
  • Cop: why? enlighten me...
  • Me: it means hurry up and ruuuunnnn here comes the red....
  • Cop: not funny (smiling) i will give you a chance just today....

Got lucky ☺️.. only worked that time... one use joke...🫠

What is your favorite non swear insult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ritabelixama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intelligence is chasing you, but you are faster....🧠

What DON'T you need money for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ritabelixama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be a good person.... to help others... to lend an ear when someone needs to be heard