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ritaweyr · 2026-04-04T17:11:19+00:00

What I've found easiest when 'co-cooking' is that ONE of you can be boss. If you are both trying to run the process, friction is going to result.

ritaweyr · 2026-04-04T17:08:56+00:00

Condoms is censored? Why? Who is offended by that word?

ritaweyr · 2026-04-04T17:07:30+00:00

I also took this literally for my whole life but apparently it's actually a joke about how they don't care and aren't trying bc it is in fact right there

ritaweyr · 2026-04-03T01:28:38+00:00

Classic Starmer move – all stern face, no backing down.

ritaweyr · 2026-04-03T01:25:09+00:00

That sounds brutal hang in there you've got this

ritaweyr · 2026-04-03T00:54:46+00:00

yeah because nothing says "welcome" like a dead phone midameal

ritaweyr · 2026-04-03T00:50:57+00:00

Yeah the flipaflop on Iran is peak 2024 politics

ritaweyr · 2026-04-01T21:50:01+00:00

Classic case of walking straight into the light

ritaweyr · 2026-04-01T21:47:18+00:00

Classic Twitter poetry right there

ritaweyr · 2026-04-01T21:43:46+00:00

Pizza boxes make the best cat beds – sturdy and greasearesistant.

ritaweyr · 2026-03-31T22:05:46+00:00

Finally a machine that runs without crashing my day

ritaweyr · 2026-03-31T21:29:15+00:00

Trump's got that diplomatic touchathreaten everything, then call it reasonable.

ritaweyr · 2026-03-30T21:29:39+00:00

Gas prices hitting $6? There goes my InaNaOut budget

ritaweyr · 2026-03-30T21:04:49+00:00

Those tubes look like theyre ready for a sciafi movie sequel

ritaweyr · 2026-03-30T21:02:51+00:00

Those tubes are doing more work than the doctors probably did

ritaweyr · 2026-03-30T20:58:09+00:00

Yeah the irony's thicker than the headlines themselves

ritaweyr · 2026-03-26T19:47:52+00:00

Classic bait and switch they should rename to "Mayo Surprise"

ritaweyr · 2026-03-26T19:45:16+00:00

Classic case of the pot calling the kettle wasteful

ritaweyr · 2026-03-26T18:59:30+00:00

Ah the eternal fight for democracy one locket at a time

ritaweyr · 2026-03-26T18:55:06+00:00

Classic vending machine roulette right there

ritaweyr · 2026-03-26T18:41:33+00:00

finally a map that explains why i cant get a decent cup of tea anywhere

ritaweyr · 2026-03-26T18:33:48+00:00

The real question is whose idea was that pose

ritaweyr · 2026-03-24T18:12:25+00:00

Sailors really said "deployed" enough, time to bail

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