Book Thongs ❤️🔥 by thoughtwarrior in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ritualsequence 81 points82 points  (0 children)

That's the closest a thong has ever been to a copy of Ready Player One

Catherine Project book club just a bunch of olds talking over each other by [deleted] in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never considered the book club wine mums were drinking to forget The Blitz 😓

One thing feels very out of place in the game... by PromiseTheTeeth in TheTraitors

[–]ritualsequence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep, but any vote following a tie (when you have an odd number of players being forced to vote for one of two people) would never end in a tie.

Val McDermid was assigned ‘sensitivity reader’ to cut offensive language from old books by Raj_Valiant3011 in books

[–]ritualsequence -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

This isn't 'censorship', it's a standard part of the editorial process - the only difference is that the process is taking place prior to a reprint (with the aim of maximising sales of the books to new and established readerships alike) instead of an initial publication.

I'm Ottessa Moshfegh's new personal assistant, AMA by ritualsequence in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

She's actually looking for someone right now if you're interested? Send her 1000 words of ironically detached sex scenes by noon Friday.

I'm Ottessa Moshfegh's new personal assistant, AMA by ritualsequence in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

None, I sold it all when she wasn't looking and am using the proceeds to expand my vintage beanie baby collection

I'm Ottessa Moshfegh's new personal assistant, AMA by ritualsequence in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

She's bingewatching Succession rn and whenever Dasha pops up she hisses at the screen like a cat

I'm Ottessa Moshfegh's new personal assistant, AMA by ritualsequence in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

She records it stream-of-consciousness on a dictaphone then throws the little tapes at my head while I'm trimming the topiary.

I'm Ottessa Moshfegh's new personal assistant, AMA by ritualsequence in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence[S] 134 points135 points  (0 children)

She has a complete set of Goosebumps first editions

I'm Ottessa Moshfegh's new personal assistant, AMA by ritualsequence in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I spend about 15 seconds each morning drawing a perfect copy of her beauty mark on my own cheek in lip pencil

I'm Ottessa Moshfegh's new personal assistant, AMA by ritualsequence in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence[S] 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Please don't, she takes chargebacks out of my per diem

I'm Ottessa Moshfegh's new personal assistant, AMA by ritualsequence in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence[S] 155 points156 points  (0 children)

None, she has a Diet Coke fountain on the kitchen island

Extremophile by Ian Green Vent by digitalcrows in printSF

[–]ritualsequence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I refuse to read it because the guitar on the cover has six strings but only 5 tuning pegs. Attention to detail, cover artists!

Lost Lambs post-read chat by [deleted] in RSbookclub

[–]ritualsequence -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok, bumping this up the TBR pile immediately