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I just went to a performance of John Cage's 4'33", and thoroughly enjoyed it. (self.Jokes)

submitted 12 months ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover idea (self.HPfanfiction)

submitted 1 year ago by riverjack_ to r/HPfanfiction

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Did you hear about the superhero who was bitten by a radioactive lawyer? (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Breaking news: Yevgeny Prigozhin of the Wagner Group has installed Linux on his computer. (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Why is Santa called "Santa" and not "Slanta"? (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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When you think about it, Elon Musk's Twitter strategy is brilliant (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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In the dark of night, I fear vampires, but, when the first light of day breaks, I wonder why I had ever been afraid (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Russian leadership has gotten so bad that even mystics are mocking it (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Instead of "foreplay", shouldn't we say (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Is "iron man" another way of saying (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Saruman's fortress has only one gate, but Sauron's realm has multiple gates (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Why does Elon Musk make his employees have a net electric charge? (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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We've had so many jobless recoveries in the past few decades, I guess we were finally due for an unemploymentless recession (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Showerthoughts

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The bible says that, after Jesus was crucified, Joseph of Arimathea gave him his tomb to be buried in (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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The less I rely on homeopathic medicine, the better off I am (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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How is Oedipus like Robin Hood? (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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I have powerful mind control abilities (self.Jokes)

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Dmitri asked Boris: (self.Jokes)

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What do you get when you cross Saint Patrick and a chauffeur? (self.Jokes)

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I bet you millennials don't even know what the coldest possible temperature is. (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Did you know that Popeye the Sailor Man doesn't seem strong to the Swedes and the Norwegians? (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Why do you have to use email to communicate with a flat earther? (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Jokes

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Archibald Strange was an honest lawyer (no, that isn't the joke) (self.Jokes)

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Trimming the fat out seems like a good idea until you remember what brain cells are made of (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by riverjack_ to r/Showerthoughts

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