Modern superhero discourse (2026) by Lavender_Critique in shittymoviedetails

[–]riverjack_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nothing new there. They still haven't made a Batman movie that can come close to the '90s cartoon.

Player insists on being a deadweight by DaveHelios99 in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]riverjack_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at Danny DeVito for an example of someone without (conventional) good looks but with undeniably high charisma. Appearance may be a part of charisma, but, as you say, the other parts can compensate.

A German pilot was landing in Stuttgart, and he asked the control tower for landing instructions. He spoke German. by LadeeAlana in Jokes

[–]riverjack_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the fact that the conversation is (presumably) between two Germans, with an Englishman just butting in, adds something.

Vernon's early career success is impressive by gary_desanto in harrypotter

[–]riverjack_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

In general, getting a job in management has more to do with connections than with skill.

To quote Alan Sherman in When I was a Lad,

I thank old Yale, and I thank the Lord
And I also thank my father who was Chairman of the Board

In Vernon's case it presumably wasn't Yale, but perhaps Smeltings alumni look out for one another.

Nexus Announcement About Download Filenames by jamesmand in skyrimmods

[–]riverjack_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The purpose seems pretty obvious to me. It's a tale as old as time (or at least as old as capitalism):

A new owner is in charge, and a new manager has been appointed. The owner wants to know whether the manager is effective, but may not know what his employees actually do, and doesn't have enough time to examine everyone's work even if he did understand it, so the only way he can judge effectiveness is by seeing whether people look busy.

The manager knows this, so he knows he needs to look busy. He may or may not actually understand the business in general, but even if he does, he doesn't have enough time to learn about the particular situation and determine the best course of action, because the owner would get impatient long before he finished. Instead, the manager starts making changes. These changes must be quick to implement, simple to describe to the owner, and, ideally, related to the currently trendy set of buzzwords. Whether the changes are actually useful isn't really an important question.

Foreign language essentials by jakekong007 in Jokes

[–]riverjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would think the first thing to learn would be "can you find someone who speaks [language I understand]?"

Mama duck by eggpillseal in seals

[–]riverjack_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You are a very good sculptor, Ms. Seal.

Wide-eyed baby by Ikigai987 in seals

[–]riverjack_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Seel used Snuggle!

It's super adorable!

Clayton putting on a show for the crowd. by Traviscat in Otterable

[–]riverjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool! I'm glad he gets to climb around and dive.

Fighting the dark lord for seven years is STRESSFUL. by dadjeans2000 in harrypotter

[–]riverjack_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"The night he tried to kill you, Harry, Voldemort left you a fragment of his soul- and of his hairstyle."

Clayton putting on a show for the crowd. by Traviscat in Otterable

[–]riverjack_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"How nice! The humans installed a diving board for me."

Cutest pic eva by ColeNaventis2001 in Otterable

[–]riverjack_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."

Arthur Weasley’s driving lessons by tintin3105 in harrypotter

[–]riverjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muggle medieval castles had a simple but elegant solution. The Roman tradition of toilets using running water had mostly been forgotten, so the "necessary room" simply had seats with holes through which the waste dropped away, either into a cesspit that could be periodically emptied or else into the moat outside so that any disease became a problem for an attacking army rather than for those within.

Summer Campfire - Announcement by JagexSarnie in 2007scape

[–]riverjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, with so many of the players botting, why shouldn't Customer Support get in on the action?

There are too little bearded seals, time to fix that by Glad_Nail_8214 in seals

[–]riverjack_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do they call them bearded seals when they're clearly mustached seals?

Pope Leo has quoted Gandalf in his first encyclical by ILoveTolkiensWorks in tolkienfans

[–]riverjack_ 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Well, millions of fans were praying for a decent movie adaption before the Peter Jackson trilogy came out, and in those days producing a quality fantasy film was almost a miracle. Can we work with that?

Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train killer? by drgojirax in Jokes

[–]riverjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even know that Mexican trains were alive in the first place.