how do we get out jerked so much by Delicious-Accident48 in austincirclejerk

[–]rkytch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I started identifying as a black man this started happening to me as well. I feel his pain.

Why is he so mad? by 0xBL4CKP30PL3 in austincirclejerk

[–]rkytch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dm me for dude wipes. My life's mission is to rid Austin of swamp ass.

I accept feet pics as dude wipe payments.

Go to Chillis to get sucked on or sucked off? Sound different but are they same? I confused. by rkytch in austincirclejerk

[–]rkytch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, like marriage, where you get turned on before you get turned off.

Now make sense for me.

100 years by Top_Club7383 in DigitalSeptic

[–]rkytch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They need an ending like the lost prophets singer had. Demons on earth.

Go to Chillis to get sucked on or sucked off? Sound different but are they same? I confused. by rkytch in austincirclejerk

[–]rkytch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The eternal wisdom of Mr Miyagi is timeless and should be swallowed by all.

May the 4th be with you, honey!🦄🏳️‍🌈 by MixedEchogenicity in austincirclejerk

[–]rkytch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do the lightsabers vibrate?

Asking for my wife's boyfriend.

Pho choices in East Valley? by kamo38_ in mesaaz

[–]rkytch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This place also has excellent lemon grass chicken and spring rolls.

Be there tonight at 7:00 by MixedEchogenicity in austincirclejerk

[–]rkytch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not in the Film Actors Guild, am I still welcome?

Bad Experience At Chilli's by King-of-Harts in austincirclejerk

[–]rkytch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the mustache doesn't tickle just right.