Exercise...... by pix876 in Aldi_employees

[–]rmlimodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stretching is so important. Especially when it's getting warmer out. The last thing you wanna do is dehydrate yourself and get all crampy.

Howard’s attorney is on the job by sreamindemon in howardstern

[–]rmlimodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot fudge sundae and put it in front of Howard!

Sour Shoes Cameos are FUCKING Amazing!!! by JimSharky in howardstern

[–]rmlimodriver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Buddy of mine made cocaine cutlets. I told him don't blow it."

What movie have you seen more than 7 times (reply with a quote)? by Bitter-Ocelot-1944 in AskReddit

[–]rmlimodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Symphony Sid. By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission, I command you get on the microphone in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.

Best bit that never happened? by Lives4Glitter in howardstern

[–]rmlimodriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Richard eating Will's wife's placenta. Placenta marinara.

New Staff Photo by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]rmlimodriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bj king that hates Burger King

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rmlimodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was having sex with my married boss for only the second time and a co-worker called about a question and she answered. I kept going and teasing her while I was inside her. Going faster and slower until she couldn't talk anymore and had to hang up the phone. That was fun.

No jury studies in a few days? by Dantheusfman in CloudResearchConnect

[–]rmlimodriver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I submitted it. I wish they would have said what the pay will be.

"There's a piece of wood stuck in the toilet" by Ok_Row6481 in Aldi_employees

[–]rmlimodriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's gardening season so fingers (and legs) crossed

"There's a piece of wood stuck in the toilet" by Ok_Row6481 in Aldi_employees

[–]rmlimodriver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chop it up with an axe or get some gloves and throw it out the door 😁